The office 'scolding email' thread

Discussion in 'education & employment' started by Badgers, Nov 14, 2006.

  1. a_chap

    a_chap When the world came apart, where were you?

    I like the idea that you should somehow be aware of a forthcoming emergency so that you can request phone is near you.

    And great time management by the CEO - definitely s/he has nothing more important to do than act as phone monitor.

    Also the tone of the laughter is wrong(?!?) - maybe they should run a course for that.

    Would love to know which company sent that e-mail.
     
  2. Enviro

    Enviro Make your assessment

    We recently got a couple of new coffee machines. They're Cookworks jobbies that cost about £15 each. But then I suppose the multinational, industry leading co I work for didn't get where it is today by buying fancy coffee machines...

    The office I'm in also has an appallingly high staff turnover... I wonder why...
     
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  3. Enviro

    Enviro Make your assessment

    And we're not allowed to have a proper kettle for making tea :mad:
     
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  4. Badgers

    Badgers Mr Big Shrimp!

    Almost 100% turnover of staff
     
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  5. cybershot

    cybershot Well-Known Member

    Just you sticking it out? :eek:
     
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  6. Badgers

    Badgers Mr Big Shrimp!

    For now
     
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  7. cybershot

    cybershot Well-Known Member

    How long until they realise they are spending more time and money on recruitment since said person arrived than they are their wage? Or are they a don't give a shit about employees type organization?
     
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  8. Badgers

    Badgers Mr Big Shrimp!

    I have given up caring or offering advice
     
  9. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model Every man and every woman is a star

    bet they have access to duty free
     
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  10. purenarcotic

    purenarcotic Conveniently Pocket Sized

    The bit about not laughing too much is absolutely spectacular. Bet whoever wrote that is a hoot at parties. :D
     
  11. Puddy_Tat

    Puddy_Tat meh

    [​IMG]
     
  12. oryx

    oryx Sitting on the bock of the day

    This reminds me of somewhere both my OH and I worked, at different times.

    When I worked there it was bad enough, but when OH worked there a few years later they were not allowed to talk in groups about non-work things and (I really kid you not) had to log toilet breaks!

    He soon left and yes, surprisingly enough, staff turnover there was very high.
     
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  13. Schmetterling

    Schmetterling I saw something nasty in the woodshed!

    ‘of your lunch break’ :p
     
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  14. FridgeMagnet

    FridgeMagnet Administrator

    The tone of the laughter being too high just implies that everyone should now use a deep, booming, Brian Blessed laugh.
     
  15. A380

    A380 How do I change this 'custom title' thing then?

    Fuck me, any decent supervisors / managers* would love it if there is laughter in the work place as it’s a good indicator of morale.

    * Ok, maybe not the head of a group of pall bearers..
     
  16. existentialist

    existentialist THr3e ᵈAʸs tᵒ FʳᵉeᵈOᵐ

    "The floggings will continue until morale improves"
     
  17. BoatieBird

    BoatieBird Well-Known Member

    Please try this and report back Badgers :D
     
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  18. Badgers

    Badgers Mr Big Shrimp!

  19. nogojones

    nogojones Well-Known Member

    Staying so he can farm likes on this thread
     
  20. Bahnhof Strasse

    Bahnhof Strasse Free the Sepsis Six!

    If Brian Blessed is unacceptable to them you need to go full Frank Bruno on them.
     
  21. Enviro

    Enviro Make your assessment

    I feel a scolding afoot...

    Someone just sent out a mass email to nearly 1000 colleagues across the globe asking them to subscribe to their youtube channel :facepalm:. They said if they get 500 subscribers they will donate £100 to charity...

    I think they may soon find themselves with more time on their hands to promote their youtube channel ...
     
  22. Combustible

    Combustible Well-Known Member

    Not mine obviously but seems appropriate for here

     
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