The office 'scolding email' thread

Discussion in 'education & employment' started by Badgers, Nov 14, 2006.

  1. sorearm

    sorearm wanna buy some pegs dave?

    Someone left a can of coke in the fridge and somehow it managed to explode ... said contents of the can of coke where still all over the inside of the fridge for 2 days ... it was like some interesting contest to keep on opening the fridge, see if it had been cleaned up and then close the door :)

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  2. cybershot

    cybershot Well-Known Member

  3. sorearm

    sorearm wanna buy some pegs dave?

    We have an addition... shouty upper caps

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  4. sorearm

    sorearm wanna buy some pegs dave?

    ... seems to be the same 'coke can' notemaker

    ... knocked off marks for attempts at mixing lowercase and uppercase (dotted 'i') ... maybe someone should correct it with red pen?
     
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  5. equationgirl

    equationgirl Respect my existence or expect my resistance

    Why don't they recycle?
     
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  6. sorearm

    sorearm wanna buy some pegs dave?

    It's seriously annoying. This floor is in NHS hospital, but is a mixture of university and NHS. Now, we do have recycling bins on the ground floors ... but there's none here, despite repeated requests to Estates. Not very 'green' is it? One of the secretaries used to bag up loads of recycling and take it down but she left - I tend to recycle what I can, keeping my cans / bottles underneath my desk, we share the floor with other groups and they don't seem to give AF. So annoying.
     
  7. equationgirl

    equationgirl Respect my existence or expect my resistance

    I suspect the estates people say it's the university's responsibility and vice versa. It's a shame though, because many employers have site wide recycling these days. My own soon to be former employer actually banned waste bins and replaced them with recycling bins. There were a few people who kept their bins but that was because they are special.
     
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  8. sorearm

    sorearm wanna buy some pegs dave?

    That's precisely the conundrum. It's stupid as the university has really, really good recycling policies and bins ... but that would mean a uni staff member has to do it ,... and it's technically a NHS building ... and so it goes back and forth ... stupid. Utterly fucking stupid.
     
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  9. strung out

    strung out (",)

  10. equationgirl

    equationgirl Respect my existence or expect my resistance

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  11. QueenOfGoths

    QueenOfGoths Fuck you Dave!

    This is by the same woman who made the ones about the handsets.

    Once again I am sympathetic as there always seems to be at least one loo out of action due to blockages but "WHAT NATURE PROVIDES" amused me greatly! :D

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  12. marty21

    marty21 One on one? You're crazy.

    On the internal message board, available to all staff :facepalm:
     
  13. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model Every man and every woman is a star

  14. dervish

    dervish if you flibble when you wibble, don't wobble

    Surely as the card holder it wouldn't be too difficult to phone up and query the charges? Especially the easyjet one.
     
  15. equationgirl

    equationgirl Respect my existence or expect my resistance

    Interesting. I see someone has doubled down with a flight.

    I would be tempted to cancel the card and ask for one with a new number.
     
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  16. Badgers

    Badgers Mr Big Shrimp!

  17. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model Every man and every woman is a star

    poor Badgers has had someone double down with a shite :(
     
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  18. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model Every man and every woman is a star

    who sends work stuff from a twitter a/c 'itty bitty titty committee'?
     
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  19. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model Every man and every woman is a star

  20. equationgirl

    equationgirl Respect my existence or expect my resistance

    A bit tame for my liking - needs more 'slip hazards', 'someone is going to break their neck' and random unnecessary exclamation points.

    5/10 could do better
     
  21. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model Every man and every woman is a star

    Can't have a 'the key to the poison cupboard has gone from the drawer beneath it' all the time sadly
     
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  22. equationgirl

    equationgirl Respect my existence or expect my resistance

    One of my favourites, that one.

    Did it have any novichok in it?
     
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  23. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model Every man and every woman is a star

    Not afterwards
     
  24. mrs quoad

    mrs quoad Well-Known Member

  25. a_chap

    a_chap When the world came apart, where were you?

    For goodness sake, how's anyone supposed to get approval if the IT Team keep scribbling out the name of the person to contact :mad:
     
  26. cybershot

    cybershot Well-Known Member

    To be fair that used to drive us fucking nuts when I worked as 2nd line IT support.
     
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  27. cupid_stunt

    cupid_stunt Dyslexic King Cnut the Great.

    ^^^ Love the use of coloured text, but it should have been in comic sans, they missed a trick there.
     
  28. A380

    A380 How do I change this 'custom title' thing then?

    Another IT department manager who thinks the organisation exists to support the IT department...
     
  29. Bahnhof Strasse

    Bahnhof Strasse Free the Sepsis Six!

  30. Puddy_Tat

    Puddy_Tat for the workers' breakfast

    doing the rounds on the interwebs

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    more here
     

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