The office 'scolding email' thread

Discussion in 'education & employment' started by Badgers, Nov 14, 2006.

  1. QueenOfGoths

    QueenOfGoths Fuck you Dave!

    To add authenticity I am posting this from the very toilets in question. However I all not the culprit. I just hover and make the seat wet :D

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  2. Bahnhof Strasse

    Bahnhof Strasse Free the Sepsis Six!

    That person has serious fucking issues going on.

    I mean, do they not know that you end a question with a question mark?
     
  3. cybershot

    cybershot Well-Known Member

    Nice to see The Sun ignoring people's wishes:


    At least he got them back
     
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  4. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model Every man and every woman is a star

  5. Corax

    Corax Luke 5:16

  6. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model Every man and every woman is a star

    people have been having a laugh with the work credit card and now the card's keeper is tracking people down
     
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  7. Bahnhof Strasse

    Bahnhof Strasse Free the Sepsis Six!

    Not much of a laugh though. This is my work Amex:

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    Giggles all day long...
     
  8. Corax

    Corax Luke 5:16

    Ah, right. Not knowing what your company is/does, I didn't realise that was necessarily piss-taking expenditure.
     
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  9. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model Every man and every woman is a star

    :(
     
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  10. kabbes

    kabbes "A top 400 poster"

    Transcorp Hilton Abuja Abuja have charged you twice for the same stay there.
     
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  11. Bahnhof Strasse

    Bahnhof Strasse Free the Sepsis Six!

    Two nights, plus a third as meetings over ran. But thanks for spotting, you can be hired to do my reconciliation once you give up your life in the city...
     
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  12. little_legs

    little_legs Поехали!

  13. Bahnhof Strasse

    Bahnhof Strasse Free the Sepsis Six!


    If you can't steal other people's drinks, whose drinks are you going to steal, can't steal your own drinks? They haven't thought this through at all.
     
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  14. Corax

    Corax Luke 5:16

    Perhaps the fridge is also used to store drinks that chimpanzees have foraged from the land. In which case, legally speaking animals cannot own property, so it could be argued that those drinks do not belong to any person, and so are fair game.

    But in which case, it wouldn't really be theft, so we're back where we came in.

    I think this deserves a lengthy thread from @BarristerSecret
     
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  15. Corax

    Corax Luke 5:16

  16. Badgers

    Badgers Mr Big Shrimp!

  17. killer b

    killer b No Hateration, No Holeration. in this Dancery

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    I guess someone ended up with shitty fingers.
     
  18. mrs quoad

    mrs quoad Well-Known Member

     
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  19. Orang Utan

    Orang Utan Sub-Sub-Librarian

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  20. equationgirl

    equationgirl Respect my existence or expect my resistance

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  21. strung out

    strung out (",)

    I'm copying below a chain of messages that was sent out in error to a mailing list for all 1,000+ lecturers/tutors at the university:

     
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  22. dervish

    dervish if you flibble when you wibble, don't wobble

    I'm getting looks from colleagues for giggling at my desk now.

    That's excellent.
     
  23. kabbes

    kabbes "A top 400 poster"

    Have people never heard of the "ignore conversation" feature? Good grief.
     
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  24. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model Every man and every woman is a star

  25. strung out

    strung out (",)

    Someone's just made the same mistake and it's started again:

     
  26. cupid_stunt

    cupid_stunt Dyslexic King Cnut the Great.

    :D :D :D
     
  27. Schmetterling

    Schmetterling I saw something nasty in the woodshed!

    That 'someone' was you, wasn't it? :D
     
  28. eatmorecheese

    eatmorecheese massaged in hot chocolate

    Not so passive-aggressive frowny smiley action WP_20170906_11_38_24_Pro.jpg
     
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  29. Badgers

    Badgers Mr Big Shrimp!

    I think I might print that out and put it on the fridge at work just to cause problems here :)
     
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  30. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model Every man and every woman is a star

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