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The No Holds Barred Pizza Toppings Thread

Discussion in 'suburban75' started by Yuwipi Woman, Apr 20, 2009.


What kind of toppings do you like?

  1. Sausage

  2. Hamburger

  3. Canadian Bacon

  4. Meat Lovers

  5. Cheese and only cheese

  6. Anchovies

  7. Hawaiian (ham, pineapple, onion, and green pepper)

  8. Veggie wimpout

  9. Other (specify)

  10. Burn the Deep Dish Heretics!

Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. danny la rouge

    danny la rouge Frightful hobgoblin

    "Alfredo pasta sauce": Ah, it's OK, I see it's some American abomination based on the effect you get if you toss fettuccine in Parmesan and butter, and add cream. Those mad Yanks manufacture an industrial emulsion intended to emulate that separately, and sell it in jars.
  2. Crispy

    Crispy The following psytrance is baŠĻČned: All

    crap poll options :mad:

    I like olives and mushrooms and pepper and garlic and curious cheeses and good spicy continental sausage but not all at once.

  3. Madusa

    Madusa Baller

    Agreed. Pineapple on pizza just tastes like upchuck.
  4. EastEnder

    EastEnder Brixton Barnacle

    I'm erring towards pineapple, broccoli & baked beans.

  5. Madusa

    Madusa Baller

    How about I vomit on a pizza base for you instead? :D
  6. strung out

    strung out (",)

    when i order dominos, i usually get pineapple, sweetcorn, olives and mushrooms.
  7. danny la rouge

    danny la rouge Frightful hobgoblin

    And tinned pineapple pizza is not an authentic part of Hawaiian cuisine.
  8. berniedicters

    berniedicters On long vacation Banned

    Ah. I had Cynical Thoughts when I read that, and you've somewhat confirmed those.
  9. berniedicters

    berniedicters On long vacation Banned

    You have to tell us what you've eaten, first...

    Nooooo :eek: Say it ain't so...
  10. _pH_

    _pH_ .

    pineapple ftw. especially on a deep dish pizza
  11. ajk

    ajk that's a shame

    post reported
  12. Yuwipi Woman

    Yuwipi Woman Whack-A-Mole Queen

    No, you'd have to put long pig on it to be authentic. ;)
  13. _pH_

    _pH_ .


    :cool: i've never had a post of mine reported :cool:

    *awaits permaban for contentious pizza preference*
  14. Orang Utan

    Orang Utan 4721 Archer Sir

    you dirty fucking bastards
  15. electrogirl

    electrogirl dignity is overrated

    I don't know how I feel about pineapple tbh.
  16. pk

    pk never forever

    At least 12 anchovies and definitely pineapple chunks.

    Salt and sugar in one bite, with all the spicy meat. Get in.

    Fry the pineapple in garlic first, get it browned and caramelised in the garlic juice.
  17. Detroit City

    Detroit City This post is my opinion..

  18. dilute micro

    dilute micro esse quam videri

    You might as well Detroit.
  19. dilute micro

    dilute micro esse quam videri

    Chicken under no circumstances belongs on a pizza. Pork is okay as long as it's sausage and the same for beef. Fish is okay if it's done right. Anything bbq is out. Sorry Yuwipi but if it had feathers it doesn't get to ride on a pizza.
  20. Dillinger4

    Dillinger4 Es ist Zeit

    I agree, if you are going to kid yourself that breadquiche is acceptable pizza, pineapple is the least of your delusions.
  21. Detroit City

    Detroit City This post is my opinion..

    oh but if it has gills and swims in its own shit it's ok on pizza? wtf? who puts fish on pizza? thats just insane. :p
  22. AnnO'Neemus

    AnnO'Neemus Is so vanilla

    I like margarita pizza, mushroom pizza, spicy chicken or spicy beef pizzas. :)

    And where's the option for pineapple on a pizza is sooooooooooooooo wrong, I don't even know where to begin... :mad:
  23. EastEnder

    EastEnder Brixton Barnacle

    I can't believe I forgot sprouts! :eek:


  24. Cid

    Cid Degenerate Scum

    Italians. You know, the people who invented them?

    Who the fuck puts pizza in a flan?

    Oh yeah, fuckwits, that's who.
  25. fogbat

    fogbat The Talibum

    Is this what Pizza Express meant when it recently had a "Roman Pizza" range? :hmm:
  26. Dillinger4

    Dillinger4 Es ist Zeit

    People who enjoy eating pizza.

    You know.

    As opposed to breadquiche.

    There is nothing finer than an anchovy on a pizza.

  27. Dillinger4

    Dillinger4 Es ist Zeit

  28. Yuwipi Woman

    Yuwipi Woman Whack-A-Mole Queen

    Dominos! Now I'm truely insulted. You might as well eat Satan's ball sac.

    Besides it's owned by far right fascists who use their money to fund all kinds of dodgy crap.
  29. Yuwipi Woman

    Yuwipi Woman Whack-A-Mole Queen


  30. _pH_

    _pH_ .

    mmmmmmm...........look at all the lovely pineapple......


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