The 'My boss is so...' Thread

[cliche guevara]

Mine's a coke head.

My old one was a coke head. I watched him do a half g in one line once, that wasn't that funny really. Then he got done for nicking shit from the shop to fund his huge habit.

 

[maomao]

I only work where I do because my two bosses are mostly reasonable people. One of them bought us all Chinese two weeks ago, then last week my immediate manager did the same. Logically it's my turn next week but I just can't get my head round the idea of buying lunch for my boss. He gets really upset if I go down the shop and don't ask him if he wants anything though so I'll have to just try and avoid the whole thing.

 

[tombowler]

Im planning to get my boss up the duff this month,

 

[Artaxerxes]

My boss has the charm and leadership skills of a soggy digestive and only got his job because he's mates with *his* boss