Well I hope he never does a stage I`m managing!
I can hear the conversation already
" There`s a set of Pioneer cdj`s , decks and a mixer....get on with it..."
" What you need 20 million toys to make it sound good...?"
" Strange , the last dj managed just fine.."
" Oh! I`m not understanding you`re artistic needs, sorry I thought you`re a DJ not a 32 piece anarcho-electro glockenspiel collective"
" Ok give us 2 hours and we`ll have all that plugged in and ready to go, shame it`s a 10 min changeover tho` so that`s not a lot of your set left"
" What you want 32amps of 3 phase power on the stage..! Look there`s a four way over there .."
" No the PA system doesn`t run into the red , that`s you turning it up too much ...mate"
" Oh it`s crashed has it , we`ll get a record on then instead."
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