The most boring film you've ever seen

[Kid_Eternity]

Insomnia. Bored me shitless, and painfully I watched this at the cinema...

 

[Griff]

Crash with James Spader. Another really, really boring film.

What was the point?

 

[revol68]

Dogville - complete waste of celluloid!

Idiot, it's great as is Manderlay.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

I know other people loved it but In Bruges bored me. Donnie Darko definitely did, very dismal.

2001: A Space Odyssey (spelling - but it's so dull I can't be arsed to look up if it's correct or not!)

I have never seen it but a friend of mine's only comment on "The English Patient" was "I never want to see any more fucking sand!"

 

[ruffneck23]

Eyes wide shut , fucking boring load of wank

 

[Random One]

Solaris, crash and babel

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

I liked solaris (new Clooney one). Could have been better though. I would quite like to see the old one.

 

[Maggot]

Brokeback Mountain bored me.

 

[Yetman]

Paprika was boring for me.
Titanic is utterly boring and shit as is Pineapple Express.

Although I did watch Vanilla Sky at the weekend and actually enjoyed it for the first hour. Though it did get totally pants after that.

 

[DotCommunist]

Pineapple Express was an insult to the intelligence.

Maybe I should have watched it stoned...

 

[tar1984]

Paprika was boring for me.
Titanic is utterly boring and shit as is Pineapple Express.

Although I did watch Vanilla Sky at the weekend and actually enjoyed it for the first hour. Though it did get totally pants after that.

Titanic is good in a shit way.

 

[Fruitloop]

All my favourite films are here! Crash, Solaris (original is better though), 2001. Even Eyes Wide Shut was quite good, although it could have done with two fewer hollywood gentry and two more actors. It made a hell of a lot more sense if you'd read the book first though, otherwise I can see it would be a bit wtf.

 

[krtek a houby]

Can't think of any films that bored me, off hand.

Loved Donnie Darko, 2001, Solaris, Babel, Crash, The English Patient, Moulin Rouge and Dances With Wolves...

 

[Fruitloop]

I liked solaris (new Clooney one). Could have been better though. I would quite like to see the old one.

Definitely watch the old one, it's a classic.

 

[Orang Utan]

heat or any other michael mann film

 

[Pie 1]

I'll probably get condescendingly sneered at by butchersapron or someone, but by christ, Herzog/Kinski films are a fucking bore.

 

[PacificOcean]

Breaking the Waves.

A brit flick from 1996.

I have a short attention span at the best of times, but I went to impress a boyfriend at the time as he was into Art House Cinema.

Three HOURS of a dull storyline where nothing much happened.

Yet after coming out you would have thought we just watched Star Wars for the first time or something, the way he was going on.

 

[Swearing Nonna]

Any film with martial arts in it makes me fall asleep, cue loud snoring during crouching tiger sleeping dragon! I just don't get all the flying through the air stuff

 

[krtek a houby]

I'll probably get condescendingly sneered at by butchersapron or someone, but by christ, Herzog/Kinski films are a fucking bore.

I have the box set!

I can understand how they may not be everyone's cuppa, though.

 

[sojourner]

Well, I don't if it's boring all the way through because I switched it off in disgust after 10 mins, but...Moulin Rouge

 

[krtek a houby]

I never feel qualified to comment on a film, unless I've sat through the entire film.

 

[electrogirl]

Garden State. OH MY GOD SKIP TO THE END.

 

[bmd]

Pineapple Express.

My daughter and I kept looking at each other and I kept apologising to her for putting it on. We kept watching it until we got to the point where we had invested enough time in it for it to be a loss if we didn't watch it all but after the fight scene we really had to turn it off.

 

[sojourner]

I never feel qualified to comment on a film, unless I've sat through the entire film.

good for you

*round of applause*

 

[PandaCola]

heat or any other michael mann film

100 % agree. He spends about ten hours labouring the point that these two blokes are the exactly the same then expects you to give a fuck which one lives or dies.

Also- the bit where De Niro and Pacino have cup of coffee. In a bid to show what great actors they are- the pair of them pull faces and groom themselves like gorillas with fleas.

And the robbery- dull, dull, dull.

 

[stupid dogbot]

Garden State. OH MY GOD SKIP TO THE END.

This.

Oh my god. After 5 minutes, I'd sworn that if I ever meet Zach Sodding Braff, he's going to get the sharp end of a nailgun inserted somewhere about his person.

 

[Bakunin]

And the robbery- dull, dull, dull.

I respectfully disagree, good Sir.

The scene where the bank job goes wrong is much the best part of the film, IMHO.

It was choreographed by a certain Andy McNab (of 'Bravo Two Zero' fame) and is considered so realistic that it's used by the British Army to teach 'fire and manouvre' skills.

 

[Orang Utan]

realistic = boring

 

[DotCommunist]

I liked Heat.

it's far too long though.

 

[electrogirl]

This.

Oh my god. After 5 minutes, I'd sworn that if I ever meet Zach Sodding Braff, he's going to get the sharp end of a nailgun inserted somewhere about his person.

I know! What happened to cute cheeky chappy JD? He seems to have turned into a self obsessed miserable patronising cunt.

Oh and KOOK OFF Natalie POrtman.