The Most Amazing Biscuit Thread

[SubZeroCat]

Yay, my name's for it stuck

milky lesbo

 

[cyberfairy]

Rocky bars Unpretentious, no nonsence yumminess

 

[May Kasahara]

Lets be clear, I'd never pass up a choco lesbian whether it was milk or dark but if push came to shove and I had to choose, milky lesbos would win every time.

Whooosh! I have transported you to the Funny Quotations thread

 

[jodal]

I'm honored. And such a worthy, important and relevant subject too.

 

[jugularvein]

i discovered custard creams again yesterday. how did i let them slip through my fingers for so many years? truly the lord of alll biscuits.

 

[SubZeroCat]

I'm honored. And such a worthy, important and relevant subject too.

Yeah but to be fair, I came up with Choco Lesbian. You just wrote a sentence using my wit

 

[jodal]

True, it was all you. My very own Muse.

Say something else and I'll make it funny, go on.

 

[vince noir]

i discovered custard creams again yesterday. how did i let them slip through my fingers for so many years? truly the lord of alll biscuits.

Do fig rolls count as biscuits? They're ace as well...

 

[SubZeroCat]

True, it was all you. My very own Muse.

Say something else and I'll make it funny, go on.

I'll do a jodal and nick someone else's......bluestreak said Pherenomes on another thread....hehe, sexual smelling nomes....hehe......use that

 

[jodal]

I'll do a jodal

In your dreams.

Ahahahahahahaha aha ha... ha aaaaaaah.



Funny.

 

[SubZeroCat]

In your dreams.

Ahahahahahahaha aha ha... ha aaaaaaah.



Funny.

I don't get it.

 

[jodal]

I don't get it.

My career as a comedian was obviously short-lived.

 

[SubZeroCat]

My career as a comedian was obviously short-lived.

I don't get it.

 

[feyr]

fig rolls arent biscuits

i bought a Fox favourites selection pack, their jammy dodgers have cream in them too its just wrong. sick and wrong

i have crumbs in my keyboard

 

[jodal]

I don't get it.

Aw, poor thing. Don't worry, you will one day.

if you say "I don't get it" one more time I will come over there and shake you

 

[SubZeroCat]

Aw, poor thing. Don't worry, you will one day.

if you say "I don't get it" one more time I will come over there and shake you

 

[Skim]

Do fig rolls count as biscuits?

Not in my book. They're better than rich tea, though. Anything's better than rich tea.

 

[jodal]

<Gives up>

 

[perplexis]

Not in my book. They're better than rich tea, though. Anything's better than rich tea.

<sharp intake of breath>
What about "Nice" biscuits?
I reckon they vie with rich tea for dullness...

 

[trashpony]

Not in my book. They're better than rich tea, though. Anything's better than rich tea.

I saw some reduced fat rich tea biscuits the other day. What's the bloody point of those? Are they high fat? How can such a dull biscuit be high in fat?

The only person I know that likes them is my sister's dog. But obviously she isn't a person.

 

[feyr]

i like rich tea biscuits

i dip them in melted chocolate or ice faces on them with colouful icing, and stick sweets on them as eyes

i have eated 8 biscuits in the last half hour. my teeth now hurt

 

[May Kasahara]

i discovered custard creams again yesterday. how did i let them slip through my fingers for so many years?

You need to take a firm grip really, they're elusive little devils.

Rich teas are both and tasty. Dull biscuits, live long and prosper!

 

[Biddlybee]

I'll get a pack of both tonight and give my opinion tomorrow

The taste test will be later today ^^

As promised SZC:

Chunky choc chip cookies

190ºC – 15mins

225g butter (at room temp)
125g soft brown sugar
280g self raising flour
80g chocolate (roughly chopped)

-cream the butter and sugar
-sift in the flour & add choc (and anything else eg nuts)
-mix well into a dough
-shape into balls & squash onto a baking tray (that’s lined with brown or greaseproof paper)
-bake for 15mins (might need slightly less depending on your oven and the size of the cookies... I can't remember how many those quantities are meant to make )
-cool for 5mins then move to a rack to cool completely

(you can replace some of the flour for cocoa powder if you want double choc cookies )

 

[trashpony]

The taste test will be later today ^^

As promised SZC:

I think I might make those today - I'm bored of my reduced fat stem ginger cookies

Do I need 70% cocoa solids choc or is plain green and blacks okay?

 

[SubZeroCat]

Yay! Thanks Biddley Bee. I've been jumping around on the bed telling a duvet covered sleepy Pikachu to wake up so we can bake stuff today

 

[Biddlybee]

They're dead easy and quick to make.

I use whatever chocolate I can find trashy... milk, white, dark (sometimes all three!)

When they come out the oven they look really squishy and if they're not cooked, but harden a little as they cool.