The Metro thinks you should buy your kids sex toys

Discussion in 'UK politics, current affairs and news' started by bemused, Jan 1, 2018.

  1. Badgers

    Badgers Mr Big Shrimp!

    Nailed it
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  2. SpookyFrank

    SpookyFrank Ridin' a Stutz Bearcat, Jim

    I'm pretty sure I was asexual at that age, but nobody had bothered to tell me that that was even a thing so I was quite confused by life :(
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  3. wayward bob

    wayward bob i ate all your bees

    the "nobody bothering to tell you" thing is what's changed i guess. i think she's equally baffled by life as i was at 14. but then i still am :oops:
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  4. JimW

    JimW 支那暗杀团

  5. Badgers

    Badgers Mr Big Shrimp!

  6. keybored

    keybored ㋛̶̶̵̙̜̝̖̝̭̎̀̔̌̕

    Decency 1 - 0 Stupid Edgy Journalism
  7. steveo87

    steveo87 Procrastinating for....a while

    Give it time.
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  8. D'wards

    D'wards I'm an excellent driver

    Without reading the story I bet it's by Ellen Scott. The majority if her articles seem to be about vaginas, what to stick in them and what not to stick in them.
  9. bemused

    bemused Well-Known Member

    It was, not sure why they took it down.
  10. NoXion

    NoXion Eat leaden death, demon...

    Makes me wonder why they published it in the first place, if they decided to try to memory-hole it later. I don't see the point, since there are plenty of websites and individuals who make it their business to archive this sort of thing.
  11. Nine Bob Note

    Nine Bob Note Straight for Servalan

    IIRC, they once ripped off a post I made here on Urban re which urinal you should piss at.
  12. shygirl

    shygirl Well-Known Member

    That pic didn't sit comfortably with me at all...
  13. shygirl

    shygirl Well-Known Member

    I don't know if this is a spoof, but it was all over twitter last week:


    Where you can buy silicone penises for your daughters if they were 'assigned' (my fucking arse) female at birth but would prefer to pee standing up.
  14. iona

    iona makes George Orwell look like a dalek

    They link to ftmessentials which is a fairly well known site, and the packers and STPs they're selling are common brands. Doesn't look like a spoof :confused:
  15. krtek a houby

    krtek a houby how's it going to end?

    The youth today... they don't know their porn
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  16. shygirl

    shygirl Well-Known Member

    Big bucks to be made out of tran
    Perhaps it's my inability to believe that silicone penises are being sold to children.
  17. iona

    iona makes George Orwell look like a dalek

    Why? Should they not be allowed to do anything at all to reduce their dysphoria until the age of 16?
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  18. keithy

    keithy or queefy

    I think it's a good idea to guide your kids to safe healthy ways of enjoying their sexuality. Why not? I don't think I'm the only woman who has shoved household objects up my vag when experimenting as a teenager - would have been much safer to have access to toys.

    For people who experiment with anal it is even more important too.
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  19. NoXion

    NoXion Eat leaden death, demon...

    As hospitals all over the world can attest.
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  20. keithy

    keithy or queefy

  21. maomao

    maomao 四月她爹

    Also, while I'm not a fan of The Metro, I think newspapers should be allowed to print the odd 'out there' opinion piece without being accused of it representing the paper as a whole. And I'd rather this than Hopkins.
    cupid_stunt, Terry Manners and NoXion like this.

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