Early lead for Liverpool, as they get the benefit of a borderline decision in the build up. Phil Neville's face contorts into an uglier-than-usual mask of disbelief and confusion.
Everton penalty appeal turned down soon after, despite one angle of the replay - the one from the Sky blimp - suggesting the Everton striker might, perhaps, in a certain light, have have been looked at a bit oddly by Dan Agger.
Moyes, incandescent with rage, turns a puce colour and begins dictating another letter to the FA.
Pithy incident in midfield provokes 22 man brawl. Sick chants echo around the ground.
Second half - another early goal for Liverpool. Bellamy goads the Evertonians by lifting his shirt to reveal the legend "less Welsh than youse." The away end becomes a seething cauldron of bitterness.
Phil Neville puts through his own goal again, and begins to resemble the Elephant Man.
Two players from each side then sent off, as the ref decides he's not getting enough publicity.
Everton have a last minute goal disallowed for a borderline decision in the build up. Moyes' head explodes.
Liverpool get the points, Everton have something to complain about for the next few months, everyone's happy.
I am in no way Greek, just to get the thread back on topic, although they are responsible for inventing a lot of useful things, some of them tasty.