The Masterchef First Round Game

[fen_boy]

Pan fried pork with a porcini mushroom, white wine, and cream sauce. Served with a cassoulet of canellini beans.

Pot au chocolat for pudding might be a bit rich, but fuck it, why not. With roast pear possibly.

Either that or a dressed salad starter consisting of crispy halloumi, lettuce, rocket, cherry tomatoes and thin sliced pear.

Pork wellington would be good with those mushrooms and pastry but there's nothing to serve it with.

The road to becoming a masterchef is lined with the bodies of those that attempt chocolate desserts.

 

[fen_boy]

I'd also punch Greg in his horrible little mouth.

 

[Herbsman.]

can you shallow fry stuff in anything other than a pan? how would frying it in something else make any difference?

 

[fractionMan]

can you shallow fry stuff in anything other than a pan? how would frying it in something else make any difference?

not that shit again

 

[Herbsman.]

not that shit again

lol i just remembered ive seen the thread, so never mind

 

[Herbsman.]

to be fair though, 'oven roasted' this and 'oven roasted' that... who the fuck roasts stuff in anything other than an oven? how often do you see fucking spit-roasted food or pan-roasted food?

 

[kabbes]

Sometimes I pan-roast

 

[fractionMan]

A spit roast would be fun.