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The man who can set paper on fire

xes has been posting a lot of stuff like this recently.

Either it's a mental breakdown, in which case we should be concerned, or he's building his cover prior to going undercover in a spiritualist church.

I'm worried about xes. :(

I really am.
 
I love a good illusionist or at least ones who admit it's an illusion and will let you sit right next to them but you still can't see how it's done. The ones who claim 'magic' powers are dicks and probably kiddie fiddlers.
 
I'm worried about xes. :(

I really am.

no need,I'm fine. honestly,I've always liked shit like this. I've been "undercover" on here personality wise for many a year. As i know that any subject to do with anything not normal is totally ripped to shreds within seconds. I don't see anything strange about it to be honest,my dad was a hippy,I'm just following in his footsteps. :D Now,if i were to let comments like "Are you really that fucking stupid" effect me,then I might feel put down or something. But I don't let stuff like that get to me,it's negative,why do i want negativity near me? Life is what you make it,I like being happy :) If wanting to have a happy experience in life is seen as a bit bonkers,then lock me up and throw away the key :D

It is official,I'm no more off me rocker than I was when I came here 5 or so years ago.
 
Just thought I'd add,I'm far from the only person on here who feel that they can't express themselves fully on here,as they'd get shot down by bullies.
 
Just thought I'd add,I'm far from the only person on here who feel that they can't express themselves fully on here,as they'd get shot down by bullies.

This is a science forum frequented by outspoken skeptics - posting about stuff like the amazing paper-fire man and complaining about it getting shot down is kind of like bringing your clay plate collection to a fairground shooting range and complaining when they don't all make it back in one piece.
 
Just thought I'd add,I'm far from the only person on here who feel that they can't express themselves fully on here,as they'd get shot down by bullies.
If anyone posted up tosh about physics-defying charlatans claiming to set paper on fire with their 'energy' they can rightly be expected to get the piss ripped out of them in a science forum, but if you're saying that you're getting 'bullied' in general, please inform the mods with examples.
 
no need,I'm fine. honestly,I've always liked shit like this. I've been "undercover" on here personality wise for many a year. As i know that any subject to do with anything not normal is totally ripped to shreds within seconds. I don't see anything strange about it to be honest,my dad was a hippy,I'm just following in his footsteps. :D Now,if i were to let comments like "Are you really that fucking stupid" effect me,then I might feel put down or something. But I don't let stuff like that get to me,it's negative,why do i want negativity near me? Life is what you make it,I like being happy :) If wanting to have a happy experience in life is seen as a bit bonkers,then lock me up and throw away the key :D

It is official,I'm no more off me rocker than I was when I came here 5 or so years ago.

Fair enough mate, good on you for being true to you. Good luck with the journey. :)

And I know that negative, thoughtless comments can be quite upsetting even if you don't want them to be. I've been guilty of that in the past with some posters and I'm trying not to be these days as I realise that it can squash their voice and that's not what I'm about.
 
debunk him,skeptics of urban. or admit that you're wrong.

So you started off like this on the OP and didn't expect to be have people challenging you?

Christ. A man who can use his years of mental training to light paper like a fairground charlatan. Who'd have thunk that people would take the piss?
 
So you started off like this on the OP and didn't expect to be have people challenging you?

Christ. A man who can use his years of mental training to light paper like a fairground charlatan. Who'd have thunk that people would take the piss?

can you not see the difference between challenging,and the bully boy tactics on the other page. To make it easier,one 1 side,you have the fantastic mrs magpie,putting her side accross in a non patronising bullying way. (see Ed,it can be done)Then on the other,you've got Ed and his little band of merry men,saying things like "I'm just off for a levitate" "are you that stupid"and other snidey sneary remarks. And that's all you'll get from them,cos that's all they've got.It's playground tactics,which should have been left in the playground many years ago in some cases. And I know,cos in PMs I've had in the past letting me know that I'm not alone on here.

And yes,this thread is an extreme one in sofar as the origional content. And I knew that it would attract the pisstaking. (it's half why i started it,not a troll per se,but reason to get all the bullys in 1 place *it's a trap* :D ) )To be honest,it doesn't bother me,as it shows people up to be who they really are. Like it or not.
 
Then on the other,you've got Ed and his little band of merry men,saying things like "I'm just off for a levitate" "are you that stupid"and other snidey sneary remarks.
I see that you're suffering from a sense of humour failure as well as a persecution complex.

I have no band of "merry men" - I posted a personal response to your stupid, gullible claims - and if I started a thread making big claims with the same non-existent level of research you provided, I'd expect people to line up and take the piss out of me too.
 
I see that you're suffering from a sense of humour failure as well as a persecution complex.

I have no band of "merry men" - I posted a personal response to your stupid, gullible claims - and if I started a thread making big claims with the same non-existent level of research you provided, I'd expect people to line up and take the piss out of me too.

Stop bullying him with your demands for evidence Ed :(
 
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And yes,this thread is an extreme one in sofar as the origional content. And I knew that it would attract the pisstaking. (it's half why i started it,not a troll per se,but reason to get all the bullys in 1 place *it's a trap* :D ) )To be honest,it doesn't bother me,as it shows people up to be who they really are. Like it or not.

ROFL, that's the biggest pile of delusional, self-justifying, pish I've heard in a long time.

Right, so you're exposing the cynics of the board by acting like a credulous knobber, posting obvious chicanery that could be exposed by the difficult measure of a basic google search. And I wonder why, just why, people treated you with something less than utter respect and patience.

Er, nice work there Xes. You've proved your point, whatever that might be.
:D
 
or,like Mrs M did,you provide the evidence to back up your claims. Or just sit there from the sidelines and swear alot. :)
 
Pah!

I can set paper on fire.

And make solid objects pass through other solid objects.

And Aldebaran can make cups rotate with his mind.

We're a secret crimefighting superhero duo! :cool:
 
I can light fire using gas sealed in a pressurised container and ignited through a clever arrangement of button and grindwheel. The casing is made from plastic, a substance created by man from the remains of long buried forests which he has dug up from deep in the ground.

Thats magic that is.
 
I can set not just paper on fire, but can annihilate universes with my mind.

(not to boast like, but my spirit guardians said it was naughty and that I shouldn't do it any more so I can't prove it to you I'm afraid.)
 
This man claims to be able to throw people around just using the power of qi, and also to be able to set metal kung fu stars on fire simply by throwing them!

And he's so clearly not a grandiose, deluded, narcissist!

Google his name to find his clearly not grandiose, deluded, narcissistic websites!
 
I thought this thread was gonna be about Ray Mears.

xes, you're not going a bit mad are you? Seriously, it always seems as though people get diagnosed with schizophrenia or bi-polar disorder or something after a thorough promotion of the magic powers of the human race. Hope you're ok mate.

My thoughts too
 
If anyone posted up tosh about physics-defying charlatans claiming to set paper on fire with their 'energy' they can rightly be expected to get the piss ripped out of them in a science forum, but if you're saying that you're getting 'bullied' in general, please inform the mods with examples.

where as usual they'll do bugger all about it dismiss it and then ban you for posting up evidence of the bullying... as per... :D
 
the poster above is on ignore is he still carping on at me :D bless it... perhaps one day it might get a life to stop it trying to adopt mine... :D
 
where as usual they'll do bugger all about it dismiss it and then ban you for posting up evidence of the bullying... as per... :D
Says the man who is one of the most abusive posters on the boards, who calls people "cunt" and doesn't apologise, and who sprays around the accusation of racism based on no evidence at all, save the bizarre and Byzantine labyrinth of his own mind. Such as it is.
 
Says the man who is one of the most abusive posters on the boards, who calls people "cunt" and doesn't apologise, and who sprays around the accusation of racism based on no evidence at all, save the bizarre and Byzantine labyrinth of his own mind. Such as it is.

awr another one bless it... they are all coming out of the wood work now... all we need for this clique fest is pk butchers and dubversion and we're away... bless it...
 
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