The loneliness of a long-distance poster...

[Derian]

Miserable b'stards etc ...




*goes home*

 

[Lava]

Happy 6000th post Derian!!11

 

[Derian]

Lava is teh greatest and I bet he's not from Wales










*sniffs*

 

[Derian]

I couldn't give a tagline



Bitter? Oh no ....

 

[Strumpet]

Congrats Llantwit!!

Congrats Derian!

 

[Derian]

You can't get round me like that. Pink smaller writing for a girl posted stategically under BIG BLUE WRITING for a boy.



*sulks*

 

[Strumpet]

Blue for a boy n pink for a girl!!
And.......his is ermm bigger *cough* because it's his thread mun!

 

[Derian]

*polishes shiny postcount and looks accusingly at strumpet with tears welling up*

 

[Strumpet]

Oh eck...

*feels bad n awkward....shuffles feet and gives Derian some choc...and blushes....*

 

[Derian]

Chocolate helps a bit even when I'm crying


Got any more there Strumpet?


<snaffles through empty wrappers and gazes up at Strumpet winsomely>

 

[Col_Buendia]

Awwww.... DERIAN!! Don't be going all soft on us now. There's still dry white wine in the cooler, and you're not even on your fifth glass yet

6000 posts? In less than a year???

Where do you find the time to down all that plonk, that's what I want to know?

congrats xx

 

[Strumpet]

Got any more there Strumpet?

<snaffles through empty wrappers and gazes up at Strumpet winsomely>

*stumbles in after 2 hours of searching and gives Derian a mint*

All thats left....

 

[llantwit]

Congrats D! Sorry I wasn't around to celebrate, like.
[tidies up mint wrappers and empty wine bottles)

 

[munkeeunit]

I would like to point out that llantwit is still currently held under Bristol / South West 'supervision' following being shot down in an unsuccessful bombing raid on the BSW forum, and while attempting to flee back over the bridge.

We have now provided him with an internet connection, have stopped force feeding him dangerous amounts of ice-cream, and are now providing him with quality mints and bottles of fine wine (hence the above post and apologies for absence) and are also now currently negotiating for his full release via unnamed intermediaries.

That is all.

Munkeeunit.

 

[llantwit]

It's torture!! Don't believe him about the ice cream!!! They've tied electrodes 2 my naaaaaaaaaaaaaads!!! Help m.......

[chhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (static white noise sound as line goes dead)]