The left needs a broad mass-narrative: Suggest themes, methods and strategies

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Mate. Have you seen that, is it Harmony?, dating ad? The one that goes on about matching values. Christ, me and the girls don't half crack up when that comes on. Hilarious. "Sleazy sociopath seeks hot girls half his age for sex in exchange for pills and coke".

 

[kyser_soze]

Mate. Have you seen that, is it Harmony?, dating ad? The one that goes on about matching values. Christ, me and the girls don't half crack up when that comes on. Hilarious. "Sleazy sociopath seeks hot girls half his age for sex in exchange for pills and coke".

So you've seen my ad then? I've had 50 responses so far

 

[Fruitloop]

I think that was the one I had in mind - eHarmony I think it is. I suppose they're ultimately providing a valuable service, in that every time they pair off another brace of cretins they've potentially saved two other people from making a truly horrible mistake.

 

[kyser_soze]

'Matching on the deepest levels of *something*, intellect, and values'

 

[Fruitloop]

'personality'. I watch too much TV

 

[LLETSA]

Mate. Have you seen that, is it Harmony?, dating ad? The one that goes on about matching values. Christ, me and the girls don't half crack up when that comes on. Hilarious. "Sleazy sociopath seeks hot girls half his age for sex in exchange for pills and coke".

I didn't realise inflatable dolls were capable of laughing.

 

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Yeah mate. You should see 'em during that Grease thing when Gavin from Autoglass comes on. It's like the famous scene out of Spartacus. And when Avril does her Black Star thing. We’re in fucking tears. We really are.