The Laughing at England Thread

[fear-n-loathing]

I wonder how many of the african teams or asian teams or south american teams will bring hooligans and violent wankers to the tournament...

... or will my guess that only the europeans will be indulging in their historical lust for fighting be correct?

To be fair south american football is pretty violent its just they either don't care about national grudges or can't afford the tickets to get to the games...

 

[Flashman]

So I'm guessing you're an embittered Scot or a plastic Paddy. How about giving an all paedo, all nazi, rapist 11 the full support of the chip which resides on your shoulder?

Oh rise above it and let them have their fun.

/English arrogance

 

[Chorlton]

So I'm guessing you're an embittered Scot

this is quite fantastic - Donna - i refer you to my earlier point...

or a plastic Paddy. How about giving an all paedo, all nazi, rapist 11 the full support of the chip which resides on your shoulder?

sorry you've completly lost me, that was just noise...

 

[Chorlton]

But I suppose it makes a change Poland invading Germany for once..

Wa-Hey the world war gags, fantastic stuff

 

[christonabike]

You are just noise

Carry on, though

 

[Andy the Don]

Wa-Hey the world war gags, fantastic stuff

Hate to disappoint Chorlton..

 

[Dirty Martini]

i remember when i used to have 'not scottish' as my tagline, maybe i need to do that again?



Dear England fans,


Other nationalities hate your poxy football team, other nationalities than the scottish think that you are arrogant, whinging incompetant little shits that blight the beautiful game with turgid football and an attitude that frankly stinks


other nationalites are currently pissing themselves at your FA


Other nationalities are praying to the gods that you get dicked in every game that you play.


Yours

Chorlton
(not scottish)

So fucking what?

I thought this thread was meant to be 'laughing' at England? You haven't laughed once, it's just one long stream of bitterness. Get over it, and yourself.

 

[i_hate_beckham]

So fucking what?

I thought this thread was meant to be 'laughing' at England? You haven't laughed once, it's just one long stream of bitterness. Get over it, and yourself.

So people ar very bitter that their home nation can't make the World Cup.

 

[christonabike]

Just start another thread, "My home country isn't going to the World Cup because they didn't play well enough to get there, and I'm a bitter jealous twat"

And then I could start a thread "The Laughing at ******* Thread"

But I wouldn't

Cos I'm not a bitter, jealous twat

Football banter, gotta love it

 

[Chorlton]

So fucking what?

I thought this thread was meant to be 'laughing' at England? You haven't laughed once, it's just one long stream of bitterness. Get over it, and yourself.

i <giggled> at donna earlier and i did chuckle at andy the dons poland invading germany 'gag'

i did laugh out loud at fela fans quite brilliant:

The only problem with the england football team is the english press. Always has been, and is a major factor why we never win anything.

and i am equal parts amused/ frightened by isvictheres rant about.... i'm not sure what it was about.

i will try to better document my emotions for you as the thread continues

do you remember when when waddle / batty / pearce etc etc missed their penalites? i laughed as hard then as i did on friday when i heard that phil told the english FA to fuck off... i really did have a good chuckle at that.... in fact... i'm having a right old giggle as i type this

Your FA, found a decent manager..... and then completly fucked it up


that is fucken funny

 

[christonabike]

Gotta agree there

It was funny as fuck

 

[zoltan]

The most exciting thing about the world cup is the inevitable implosion of England & the redtop led hate campaigns against various players/ managers etc in the England setup. YOu let it hapopene very time theres a tournament & never ever learn.

hahaha.

What predictable entertainment.

 

[fela fan]

Your FA, found a decent manager..... and then completly fucked it up


that is fucken funny

They did fuck it up, egos and pressures from the out-of-control tabloid crap.

Dunno that it's funny, as a comedy of errors, pushed into train by the all-powerful press.

If they now appoint any english manager then the comedy of errors turns into a deeply black piece of humour...

[for english fans that is; for you mate, maybe some side-splitting mirth!]

 

[fela fan]

The most exciting thing about the world cup is the inevitable implosion of England & the redtop led hate campaigns against various players/ managers etc in the England setup. YOu let it hapopene very time theres a tournament & never ever learn.

hahaha.

What predictable entertainment.

It's impossible to argue with that mate. As some here will know, i blame it on the press, but that in turn must mean something is in our psyche over this lemming-like behaviour.

We have the players to win it, even without rooney, but will they do it with the usual pressures being heaped onto them by our media (who include some brain-short ex-players) and our public's insatiable demand for stories?

In a word yes. They have a sacked foreign manager in charge, and winning it would rightly piss off the nasty xenophobic press.

 

[Dirty Martini]

i will try to better document my emotions for you as the thread continues

Ta

do you remember when when waddle / batty / pearce etc etc missed their penalites? i laughed as hard then as i did on friday when i heard that phil told the english FA to fuck off... i really did have a good chuckle at that.... in fact... i'm having a right old giggle as i type this

Your FA, found a decent manager..... and then completly fucked it up


that is fucken funny

It is (kind of). They're not English football or English fans though, are they? More England fans that you give credit for found the FA's behaviour embarrassing, arrogant and typical.

I find many aspects of England's relationship with the national team loathsome -- the way they're written about, the pathetic baiting of the Germans, etc -- and more England fans than you think do too.

So what is it that's bothering you?

Football -- bringing people together

 

[Chorlton]

They're not English football

are you dis-ascoiating english football from the english football association?

this is not-working on levels that makes my head hurt

or English fans though, are they? More England fans that you give credit for found the FA's behaviour embarrassing, arrogant and typical.

i'm quite sure they do.... thats kinda why i'm laughing if i'm honest - if english fans found the actions of their FA acceptable this would be a less amusing incident i have to agree

 

[Dirty Martini]

are you dis-ascoiating english football from the english football association?

this is not-working on levels that makes my head hurt

Meaning that it's a level of pompous administration that has little contact with the game as it's played or with the wishes of the fans. That goes for the club game as well as the national team.

If anyone can be arsed, there needs to be reform of the system that puts ex-players, maybe even fans, in those positions.

i'm quite sure they do.... thats kinda why i'm laughing if i'm honest - if english fans found the actions of their FA acceptable this would be a less amusing incident i have to agree

You just hate England fans. I get it, I think.

Life goes on.

 

[Chorlton]

You just hate England fans. I get it, I think.

Life goes on.

not true... well not entirely true... i hate the team as well - how the hell can anyone support a team that has gary neville, david beckham and ashley fucken cole in it? hating england has been as much about the team as the fans for me.

 

[Dirty Martini]

not true... well not entirely true... i hate the team as well - how the hell can anyone support a team that has gary neville, david beckham and ashley fucken cole in it? hating england has been as much about the team as the fans for me.

Those players often come across as tits. I personally can't stand Busy Bollocks Neville. Plenty people wouldn't mind seeing Beckham dropped, but want to see Cole in there as one of the best leftbacks in the world. It's always a compromise of sorts supporting a national team -- some great footballers are tools, and some are nice modest blokes who you wouldn't trust to slice the halftime oranges.

 

[Chorlton]

want to see Cole in there as one of the best leftbacks in the world..

i love you guys and your zany sense of humour

 

[Chorlton]

ok.... reasons to laugh at england, in no particular order


1) graham taylor
2) bobby robson
3) brian barwicks 'bit of class' when approaching a new manager
4) the penalty misses
5) peter reid getting beat twice for maradonas second
6) fans throwing white plastic chairs at water canons
7) the press echoing marvellously the feelings of the fans
8) the fans denying that it does
9) glen hoddle
10) having no home ground
11) Germany
12) west ham fans making death threats to beckham after his sending off
13) Argentina
14) sacking a manager before a world cup
15) the fans

 

[chieftain]

ok.... reasons to laugh at england, in no particular order


1) graham taylor
2) bobby robson
3) brian barwicks 'bit of class' when approaching a new manager
4) the penalty misses
5) peter reid getting beat twice for maradonas second
6) fans throwing white plastic chairs at water canons
7) the press echoing marvellously the feelings of the fans
8) the fans denying that it does
9) glen hoddle
10) having no home ground
11) Germany
12) west ham fans making death threats to beckham after his sending off
13) Argentina
14) sacking a manager before a world cup
15) the fans

great...

out of interest which country are you from or do you support?

 

[Dirty Martini]

Chorlton's Scottish.

 

[Balbi]

Chorlton's Scottish.

You can tell because he constantly spells 'fucking' as
'fucken' in order to maintain his scottishness on this sassenach infested board.

It must be hard being an ethnic minority like the scots are

 

[Chorlton]

Chorlton's Scottish.

i'm really laughing more than i should here

 

[christonabike]

You've already said you're not Scottish, haven't you?

 

[Chorlton]

great...

out of interest which country are you from or do you support?

from county antrim originally, so left without an international team really as i would sooner support england than stand with those bigots at windsor park - typical the only game i wanted england to win and they lose that

 

[Chorlton]

You've already said you're not Scottish, haven't you?

i may have mentioned it in passing...

 

[christonabike]

Healy!

 

[JKKne]

Hmmm, I know your not Scottish, but for reasons of ease only, I've used some analogy

ok.... reasons to laugh at england, in no particular order


1) graham taylor --- Berti Vogts/Walter Smith

2) bobby robson --- Successful top level manager

3) brian barwicks 'bit of class' when approaching a new manager At least England have a choice of candidates

4) the penalty misses You have to be in the competitions to miss them

5) peter reid getting beat twice for maradonas second Yep, embarassing...not as much as Scotland for example...The shame of being beaten by the 2nd or even greatest player in the world

6) fans throwing white plastic chairs at water canons White plastic chairs are evil

7) the press echoing marvellously the feelings of the fans Shut your eyes and don't read it

8) the fans denying that it does You seem to have more interest than any of the England fans on here

9) glen hoddle Berti Vogts...again

10) having no home ground Travelling around the country to sold out stadiums

11) Germany 1-5 England

12) west ham fans making death threats to beckham after his sending off Laugh at West Ham, everyone else does

13) Argentina Who haven't beaten England in aaaages

14) sacking a manager before a world cup Resigned

15) the fans If only we were as passionate about England as you are...don't worry we'll buy you a shirt if your a good boy