The Greatest Story Ever Told: Change one letter of a film title

Discussion in 'books, films, TV, radio & writing' started by shoddysolutions, Jun 15, 2004.

  1. Col_Buendia

    Col_Buendia sort code


    Harrison Ford discovers he is a robot programmed to procure young girls and tune guitars for awful 70's rock band. :D
  2. Col_Buendia

    Col_Buendia sort code


    Harrison Ford discovers he is a robot programmed to jog through lush green valleys.

    (Alright, I'll give it a rest)
  3. shoddysolutions

    shoddysolutions back by dope demand

    Lend It Like Beckham

    A young asian woman follows in the footsteps of her footballing hero and discovers the joy of making interest-free loans
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  4. shoddysolutions

    shoddysolutions back by dope demand

    Boing John Malkovich

    A filing clerk discovers a bouncy castle that looks just like the famous actor.
  5. rubbershoes

    rubbershoes not the only raver in the village

    Watership Town
    The bunnies are all gone. A tale of urban sprawl

    The Bitcher
    Rutger Hauer makes snide comments
  6. shoddysolutions

    shoddysolutions back by dope demand

    The Arse that Ate Paris

    Visitors to a small outpost in the Australian outback are haunted at night by the roar of an enormous rampaging rectum
  7. Minnie_the_Minx

    Minnie_the_Minx someinenhhanding menbag and me ah bollox

    Fridge Over the River Kwai

    Allied PoWs are treated to free beer by their Japanese guards
  8. MysteryGuest

    MysteryGuest mahdollisesti


    Down with stale bread, says yer man!

    :mad: <-- squeezing one out
  9. Col_Buendia

    Col_Buendia sort code

    Bill Bill (Vols I & II)

    Quentin Tarantino sends a mutherfuckin massive, I mean, fucking massive, like we're talking John Holmes mutherfucking massive invoice to former US president Clinton.
  10. The Gay After Tomorrow

    Set in the future, a gay man predicts big storms and much thunder around the world.
  11. Breakin' All The Mules

    A man gets dumped by his girlfriend. Heartbroken and enraged he sets about the country smashing all donkeys he comes accross, with his beloved deceased Grandfather's baseball bat.
  12. Logales

    Logales Member

    Ghost Butters

    The spirits of the deceased Anchor cows bring havoc to a New York apartment block.
  13. 21 Grans

    Death, murder, drugs. These grannies are wild, and stop at nothing!
  14. Glove Actually

    They thought it was a hat. It was a glove. Actually.
  15. rubbershoes

    rubbershoes not the only raver in the village

    Price up your ears
    ..and sell them to BUPA

    The Untorchables
    Docudrama about asbestos mats
  16. goldenecitrone

    goldenecitrone post tenebras lux

    :D tres amusant :D

    How about My hair lady!

    Professor Higgins tries to stop a brazen female thief from stealing his extremely expensive Afghan silk wig in the East end of London.
  17. goldenecitrone

    goldenecitrone post tenebras lux

    Or even The ditches of Eastwick

    The devil plagues the small American town with a series of small troughs and burrows that he furtively digs up while the sexually repressed townsfolk sleep.
  18. ViolentPanda

    ViolentPanda Hardly getting over it.

    DRAINSPOTTERS A Bunch of Edinburgh fuckwits trot around the granite city looking for sewers while stoned out of their bonces.

    SPINAL ZAPChristopher Guest & Co get electrical currents passed through their backs.

    ALTARED STATES Psychological researcher wigs out in a cathedral.
  19. Cid

    Cid 嗯嗯

    The Wicker Pan

    A harrowing tale of failed kitchen appliances

    Pop gun

    Docudrama charting the invention of the infamous childrens toy.
  20. poet

    poet Norman Borlaug > you

    Donnie Narco

    Troubled teenager dodges jet-engine and is chosen to investigate crack ring. But it's all a dream....
  21. Cid

    Cid 嗯嗯

    The Lost Samurai

    Tom Cruise plays a US officer who rebels and becomes a Samurai. Then gets lost.
  22. Cid

    Cid 嗯嗯

    2001: A face odyssey

    The harrowing story of a plastic surgeon assigned to 'beautify' Anne Widdecombe...

    Silence of the Lamas

    Distressing psychological thriller about a former Mexican Lama farmer fighting against adversity for a place in the FBI whilst tracking down an evil criminal with the aid of the notourios Hannibal Lectern - a bookstand with an appetite for human flesh.

    (cheekily copied from my post in the books version of this thread)
  23. Flavour

    Flavour hang the bankers

    Resevoir Logs

    someone has been felling trees near the lake again
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  24. Flavour

    Flavour hang the bankers


    a junkie gets a job working the signals at morecambe
  25. Flavour

    Flavour hang the bankers

    Pump Fiction

    A gas station worker in Ohio makes up stories for tips while he's filling tanks
  26. Flavour

    Flavour hang the bankers

    The fast and the curious

    she likes really fast sex, he likes to experiment and try new things. it's not a happy ending
  27. Kaka Tim

    Kaka Tim Crush the Saboteurs!

    Jacobs Larder - Tim Robbins has visions of demons everytime he goes to fix himeself a snack.

    Bridget Jones Dairy - Tedious Rom Com about a right stupid cow.

    A Mullet for the General - Lou Castel teaches Mexican Revolutionaries about hairdressing.

    East of Edam - James Dean makes a fortune in the Dutch Cheese market.

    Jurassic Parp - Fossilised for millions of years, until Richard Attenborough relesases a force of nature ...
  28. laptop

    laptop Freudenschade

    Wattleship Potemkin Bolshevik coracle epic

    The Veneral Buster Keaton mimes the clap

    Casablanda Muzak™ bar makeover show

    Twelve 'Ungry Men long but oddly compelling debate over what to order

    Petropolis after Dog Way Afternoon - now they've taken the whole city!

    Straw Logs Ultraviolent alternative energy docco

    Dr Strangemove Surreal chess classic
  29. Stigmata

    Stigmata sexual tyrannosaurus

    WITLESS- Harrison Ford goes undercover amongst the simple folk of the Bush administration in order to protect a witness.

    THE FROCK- Sean Connery and Nicolas Cage in their most disturbing film yet.
  30. laptop

    laptop Freudenschade

    Apocalypse Cow Bovine battle

    Full Metal Packet Going postal

    Caving Private Ryan Underground rescue

    The Ditty Dozen Musical mayhem

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