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The grand Tory 'cum face' thread

Discussion in 'UK politics, current affairs and news' started by ItWillNeverWork, Feb 22, 2012.

  1. miniGMgoit

    miniGMgoit OverWeightUnderAchiever

    Are they creases ironed down the front of his stonewashed jeans??
     
  2. nino_savatte

    nino_savatte No pasaran!

  3. editor

    editor Taffus Maximus

    *moved to uk politics so the thread can get the first hand, fully attributed attention it deserves.
     
  4. starfish

    starfish No dialogue. Just plot.

    Close. Annabel Goldie, Queen of the Scottish Tories & Unionists.
     
  5. He may not be a Tory, but he qualifies as an honorary member:

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  6. Idris2002

    Idris2002 this prim barbarism

    "Face of ageless evil."
     
  7. SpineyNorman

    SpineyNorman it was already like that when I got here

    This thread disgusts me. I mean, look at this:

    The magnification on that one is way too high, I can see a really horrible bogey in his left nostril (or the right as you look at it)
     
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  8. London_Calling

    London_Calling Pleasant and unpatronising

    Isn't that dried coke...
     
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  9. equationgirl

    equationgirl Do you believe you can walk on water?

    It doesn't matter how many times I see that set of images, it's still funny :D
     
  10. BigTom

    BigTom Well-Known Member

  11. I agree. I think Apathy has won first prize by posting up those beauties.
     
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  12. Orang Utan

    Orang Utan Sub-Sub-Librarian

  13. Orang Utan

    Orang Utan Sub-Sub-Librarian

  14. SpineyNorman

    SpineyNorman it was already like that when I got here

    That's a fart face not a cum face. You can tell cos the slight inclination in his back suggests that he's lifting one bum cheek up to let it out. The look on his face is one of concentration - he's desperately trying to make sure it seeps out, otherwise the sound could be picked up on the mic attached to his tie, which would be almost as embarrassing as when Clegg called everyone cunts on the telly.
     
  15. josef1878

    josef1878 Well-Known Member

    Fart with a hint of Gove cum
     
  16. SpineyNorman

    SpineyNorman it was already like that when I got here

    Sounds like a stuffing mix you might buy in Marx and Spencer lol
     
  17. josef1878

    josef1878 Well-Known Member

    £9.99 meal deal. Steamed neck of Thatcher, garlic and mint potatoes with cabbage and turnip mash. Gove cum stuffing. Bottle of red to wash it all down. If that doesn't stink of death on the way out i don't know what will.
     
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  18. SpineyNorman

    SpineyNorman it was already like that when I got here

  19. sheothebudworths

    sheothebudworths Up the bum - no babies!!!

    My son's got that duvet cover :( ....I feel all.....ewwwwww about it now :(
     
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  20. copliker

    copliker ...

  21. Apathy

    Apathy Roll us yer cap Grandad!!

  22. Roadkill

    Roadkill Well-Known Member

    Not quite a cum face, but I quite like this picture of Cameron and Clegg making the beast with two ... heads.

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    Caption competition, anyone?
     
  23. DaveCinzano

    DaveCinzano WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!

    "Crowd fails to warm to Cameron and Clegg's Requiem For A Dream skit at Coalition anniversary gala"
     
  24. Mr.Bishie

    Mr.Bishie Well-Known Member

    "And here was me thinking that this neocum tasted salty!"
     
  25. ElizabethofYork

    ElizabethofYork Witchsmeller Pursuivant

  26. nino_savatte

    nino_savatte No pasaran!

  27. mauvais

    mauvais change has become unavoidable

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  28. elbows

    elbows WoeTimer

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  29. elbows

    elbows WoeTimer

  30. DaveCinzano

    DaveCinzano WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!

    Tomorrow's i appears to be muscling in on the action:

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