northernhord
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Bazza said:
Ah, so that's where the bugger is, I expect he's worked his way round to the Fireman sam fire engine by now
The getaway van is here
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Ah, so that's where the bugger is, I expect he's worked his way round to the Fireman sam fire engine by now
northernhord
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moomoo said:Fat chance of that
She is spark out in the back of the van
'Do us a favour whilst I,m driving, splash a little water on her face and wake her, she mumbled something about having wine too'
Cid
Proper break this time
North of Italy - Lombardia probably (stunning scenery, loads of old hill forts/towns, go up into the mountains and it's breathtaking... Partigiano country) but I've wanted to go back to Veneto to see Carlo Scarpa's Brion tomb for a while.
Take a while to drive there, but I don't really give a fuck.
Take a while to drive there, but I don't really give a fuck.
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lynne8 said:I want to go to Scotland in the partyvan!! Italy or Portugal or Spain would be good too!
The van is in Cornwall for two weeks then we'll have a vote on Scotland
northernhoard said:Yeah its very like that there I think I even know the pub you mean, I went in it a few years ago and there was geezers with funny beards and swords and stuff decorated the walls, great boozer though its next to the coach carpark on the high street, a bit expensive, around £2.75 a pint
Tintagel is, imo, full of cunts. I hate Tintagel. The walk along the cliff top from Boscastle is nice though and I am a big fan of Rocky Valley, halfway between the two, with it's ruined village and neolithic maze carvings. And I like Crackington Haven beach just north of Boscastle. It's the best beach in the world ever.
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aqua said:
*Pulls van up quickly and lets Aqua outta the side door*
'Could you get me a Stilton and Veg pasty please Aqua'
*Hands her a crumpled up fiver*
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vipper said:Rocky Valley:
Ah, the rugged beauty of Cornwall and not a grockle shop in site
northernhoard said:Ah, the rugged beauty of Cornwall and not a grockle shop in site
Yeah. It rocks. Not a pixie or a pasty in sight.
It's also an active witchcraft site, or something like that. Neolithic carvings with with charms hanging in the trees. Interestingly little Vipper burst into tears when she saw them last summer and wouldn't go near them.
We could nip to Ann's Pasties in Lizard. She sells them out of her garage (or used to). They are the business.
e2a - I love North Cornwall / North Devon. It is my favorite place. Hard rugged beauty, desolate, un spoilt (ish). Have you been to Hartland Quay? That place is hard as nails. The true ghetto. The sea looks hard. The rocks and the cliffs are hard as. The people who used to live and work there? Fuck me they were hard.
The museum is is worth visiting as well. It's a tale of death and destruction. Bits of ship, counts of the dead, photo's of men going into the surf to pull the bodies out.
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^ We are parked up on the Hill just above that scene
*Gets big fuck off picnic hamper out and spreads one of them chequered sheets out on the ground*
*Gets big fuck off picnic hamper out and spreads one of them chequered sheets out on the ground*
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hehehee^
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you can but be careful of the rocks its a bit jaggedy in this stretch here I wouldnt wnat anyone slicing their toes up innit.
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Emmet not grockle
I knew we shouldn't have let you in
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* hands out pairs of those rubber sandel things for walkin in the sea*
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aqua said:yes daddy nh
I promise to be careful
I,m the only one not bladdered at this leg of the Journey so I gotta look after me drunken peeps innit
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