The First Annual Streatham Hill James Coburn Film Festival

[Pieface]

Taught by Bruce Lee!!!!!!!

He also carried the coffin at Bruce Lee's funeral along with Steve McQueen.

Wow.

That's so cool.

I LOVE the Great Escape.

 

[El Jefe]

Wow.

That's so cool.

I LOVE the Great Escape.

only cos you fancy Charles Bronson, you cheap slut

 

[dodgepot]

<shocked>

 

[Pieface]

I would do Charlie Bronson in a trice.

 

[Pieface]

Steve could watch

 

[dodgepot]

I would do Charlie Bronson on a trike.

interesting.

 

[Tank Girl]

I would do Charlie Bronson in a trice.

he's all the man you could ever need

 

[El Jefe]

 

[El Jefe]

FUCK!!!!

I forgot Fistful of Dynamite, a truly genius movie and a late addition to the Saturday "Western" bill

 

[Pieface]

he's all the man you could ever need

look at that!

Just look at it!

 

[Nanker Phelge]

only cos you fancy Charles Bronson, you cheap slut

Fuck it...I fancy Charles Bronson - I fancy all of the Magnificent Seven apart from Brad Dexter!!

 

[El Jefe]

look at that!

Just look at it!

he looks like an irritating provincial dopedealing hippy who's conned his punters into calling him "apache charlie"

 

[Pieface]

yeah

 

[El Jefe]

Fuck it...I fancy Charles Bronson - I fancy all of the Magnificent Seven apart from Brad Dexter!!

Vaughan? Bucholz?

You sick fuck

 

[g force]

You could drop in Batlimore Bullet....Coburn AND Omar Sharif in billards based con movie!

 

[dodgepot]

he looks like an irritating provincial dopedealing hippy who's conned his punters into calling him "apache charlie"

he looks like one of them photos of you with long hair.

 

[Kanda]

will that be ferris bueller on repeat?

Godzilla and Ladyhawke too!

 

[Nanker Phelge]

Vaughan? Bucholz?

You sick fuck

I was young, they were available, it was a bank holiday Monday - what's a boy to when Yul Brynner asks you to clap the end of his pistol?

 

[Pieface]

he looks like one of them photos of you with long hair.

yeah

 

[El Jefe]

get this milquetoast Brodericke shite off my Coburn thread

 

[Pieface]

Sometimes life moves too fast....

 

[El Jefe]

I was young, they were available, it was a bank holiday Monday - what's a boy to when Yul Brynner asks you to clap the end of his pistol?

heh

 

[Artie Fufkin]

he's all the man you could ever need

Cheech or Chong

 

[Nanker Phelge]

Did James Coburn and Lee Marvin ever star in anything together? They shoulda done a western.

 

[Pieface]

I think I'd get them mixed up.

 

[Nanker Phelge]

I think I'd get them mixed up.

Then you, my friend, are daft

 

[Sunspots]

I still don't quite understand how this happened to Coburn.

 

[El Jefe]

<cancels James Coburn Film Festival>

 

[Gingerman]

Coburn was the original choice for the role of Hannibal Smith in the A-team before George Peppard got it,another good Coburn filum is Hard Times which he starred along side his Magnificent Seven co-star Charlie Bronson.