The Evolution of 'Bounce'

[sam/phallocrat]

you just don't get donking mate - I can't say I'm surprised . . .

 

[perplexis]

I think it's hilariously crap. Really enjoyable in the same way as Scooter.
This is not necessarily a good thing

 

[Taxamo Welf]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaactually, i do like the video in question! Two other video's from AATW loaded first and i assumed they'd be the same - they were fucking sped up nursery rhymes abiut as bad as scooter.

The tune in question is not really that kind of cheesy, just an really cheesy offshoot of kinda garagey feel.

Its fun, really quite DIY tbh. Like watching ant and dec rapping in 92.

 

[King Biscuit Time]

Put a donk on it

to improve or complete something using the minimum amount of effort.
>"This curry's missing something.."
>"I know, put a donk on it with some ginger"

"I'm having trouble finishing this piece of coursework" ...
"Look, just put a donk on it and hand it in"

I'm not giving owt up for lent, so I'll vow to use this every day.

 

[ska invita]

I was hoping this thread would have some other donking tunes on it - put a donk on it is the only one ive heard. what else is there out there?

 

[sam/phallocrat]

search youtube for 'bounce' 'wigan pier' 'scouse house' or just simply 'donk'

 

[brokenyolk]

If Peter Kay made a really ill-advised and unfunny attempt at a comedy dance video, it would be this.

What shite

you regionalist tosspot.....

but yeah , you're right really

- except it is quite magnificent in it's avoidance of anything / owt fashionable and all the better for the fact

 

[purplex]

princess diana died so that this abortion would be prevented.

poor english rose, she failed and now this rotting corpse lurches at us from the youtube gutter.

Slamming on a donk

 

[sam/phallocrat]

everyone knows Di loved a good donking now and then

 

[Boycey]

all that you could ever want to learn about donk you'll find on vice tv's donk-umentary.

it really is fucking grim up north.

 

[boing!]

It sounds fucking hideous, but I know the first think I’m going to do when i get home is watch this on youtube

 

[Crispy]

I prefer The Technicians of the University of Techno
http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=1044E0204D626452

 

[Orang Utan]

If Peter Kay made a really ill-advised and unfunny attempt at a comedy dance video, it would be this.

What shite

You have no soul
It's a wicked tune

 

[ska invita]

all that you could ever want to learn about donk you'll find on vice tv's donk-umentary.

it really is fucking grim up north.

thanks for that. Although I hate verything about vice at least they do make the effort to report on stuff like this.

Thing is up north they always liked it hard and four to the floor. Happy hardcore and scottish 'bouncy techno' (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bouncy_Techno) in the mid 90s were pretty much an exclusively northern phenomenon.

If you look at DJ SS's machester DnB label Formation and the stuff they put out when jungle was big down south, it had a lot of four to the floor breakbeat tracks.

the whole donk thing is just euro techno/hard house really. Reminds me about 10 years back there was a vaguely simliar thing in Poland called disco polo -a very innocent (but annoying) version of euro-house:
heres a cracking example
ask a pole about it and they'll hang their head in shame...its pretty uiniversally hated

or how about a Russian equivalent:


...at least put a donk on it has a sense of humour about it

 

[Boycey]

the russian one is fantastic!

have a bit of

 

[sam/phallocrat]

russian donk is the way forward for sure - my mate's (who has a russian gf) has a couple of gigs of the stuff, he's gonna put a coupleof mixes together soon - dj donkski we reckon

 

[sam/phallocrat]

proper russian donk-rave action:

 

[ska invita]

proper russian donk-rave action:

- you get the feeling that rather than having been up all night they all just turned up in the middle of the afternoon definitely donking though

 

[Boycey]

not so much donk but there's plenty of grimness to be found in dutch living rooms :

 

[ska invita]

not so much donk but there's plenty of grimness to be found in dutch living rooms :

in the second extract (18 secs) wasnt there a sample of some kind of germanic miltary marching tune? ...the first tracks soudns like the melody from some Nazi anthem or other... the scary thing about all these tracks is that it never feels that far away from the sound of a jackboot stomping on your head

 

[boing!]

have a bit of

I think I understood more of the lyrics in the russian one.

 

[blairsh]

proper russian donk-rave action:

Hahahaha! Fuck forgot about this video. Absolutely mother fucking hilarious la!

 

[northernhord]

The black Out crew were born out of the harmony Youth Project in Bolton, even though they aint my bag musically they are the real deal in terms of coming from the streets and I dare say if the fuckers hadnt of attended the project, Strangeways would have swelled a little more.

I have to say the 'put a donk on it' tune and the video reminded of the Prodigy when they looked like Kevin and Perry back in the day

 

[ska invita]

I think I understood more of the lyrics in the russian one.

You need this Translation Service:

That Glasgow thing was a joke though right?

 

[killer b]

not so much donk but there's plenty of grimness to be found in dutch living rooms :

that stuffs ace though...

 

[sam/phallocrat]

the russian one is fantastic!

have a bit of

that's like a 3rd rate devvo

 

[art of fact]

http://www.vbs.tv/video.php?id=12185178001 - documentary on the 'scene'

 

[DJWrongspeed]

this one makes me feel sorry'em, makes your average london grime MC lookin like Shakespeare

 

[DJWrongspeed]

http://www.vbs.tv/video.php?id=12185178001 - documentary on the 'scene'

cheers for this fact, check it out, it's a yout project hilarious stuff.

 

[Cloud]

I am sad to say that I have loads of this stuff lol

I don't particularly like it but it's fun to mix... even if I cant listen to it back lol

My teenage son cringes and calls it "chav tunes"