The England Squad

[Badgers]

Only just noticed England are playing Honduras in half hour. Is it even being shown on the telly?

 

[stavros]

Yep, ITV.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Only just noticed England are playing Honduras in half hour. Is it even being shown on the telly?

Honestly, you people call yourself fans

 

[Voley]

We haven't conceded a goal yet.

Football has come home.

 

[Badgers]

Honestly, you people call yourself fans

I am watching.
I am also a bit bored and concerned.

 

[Betsy]

Has everybody got their wallcharts up?
We have.

 

[Lord Camomile]

I am watching.
I am also a bit bored and concerned.

A game in any serious heat is rarely going to be a great sepctacle, it's about getting through it, for fans and players alike.

 

[Badgers]

A game in any serious heat is rarely going to be a great sepctacle, it's about getting through it, for fans and players alike.

I have put the heating on #solidarity

 

[Lord Camomile]

Adrian Chiles: "how can the same shit happen to the same guy twice"

 

[Voley]

I have put the heating on #solidarity

I'm going to stick my fingers in a plug socket for half an hour now.

 

[strung out]

Just switched over after casualty and the players have gone off. What happened?!

 

[tommers]

I thought we've looked good. Actually a team I don't mind watching, which makes a nice change

 

[tommers]

Just switched over after casualty and the players have gone off. What happened?!

Electrical storm. Rooney got struck by lightning. Game's been abandoned.

 

[Badgers]

I thought we've looked good. Actually a team I don't mind watching, which makes a nice change

I thought they looked scrappy and nervous at best.

 

[strung out]

I thought they looked scrappy and nervous at best.

But what about England?

 

[tommers]

I thought they looked scrappy and nervous at best.

Really? Us?

There's been some nice stuff.

 

[mwgdrwg]

They're playing against players that can't get a game for Hull. They should look good, shouldn't they?

 

[tommers]

They're playing against players that can't get a game for Hull. They should look good, shouldn't they?

Yeah. It's just a friendly. Nobody wants to get injured either but I like sturridge , Rooney and welbeck up front. Sterling would be nice too.

Just think we might actually play some nice bits during the tournament. The attacking side looks good.

 

[mwgdrwg]

Quality broadcasting this.

 

[Wilf]

Electrical storm. Rooney got struck by lightning. Game's been abandoned.

I was quite fearful for his hair.

Actually, the problem with this storm is it gives Glen Hoddell more screen time.

 

[tommers]

Quality broadcasting this.

They're struggling. Tough job.

 

[tommers]

There is no cover in that stadium.

 

[Badgers]

Amazing coverage. Insightful stuff from the ITV crack team.

 

[strung out]

Are those the biggest microphones ever?

 

[Wilf]

Amazing coverage. Insightful stuff from the ITV crack team.

Shittest boyband ever.

 

[Badgers]

Brows are being mopped a lot

 

[strung out]

We're being effected by what we call "thunder storms".

 

[tommers]

I think they might go mad if this carries on much longer.

 

[Voley]

This American blokes good though

"What we call 'thunderstorms'.

What we call 'sunny.' "

 

[twentythreedom]

You'd think they've have some kind of back up plan rather than this cringeworthy effort