The England Squad

[Badgers]

Pleased to see Lallana (LFC soon?) playing so well.

 

[Voley]

Goals from the last match ? Got to be better than this shit.

 

[Wilf]

"Have people been leaving?"

That bloke will have a really good impression of British broadcasters.

 

[Voley]

I think this qualifies as 'amazing scenes' tbh. Bit disappointed none of these excellent pundits have made that point.

 

[Badgers]

Ten minutes

 

[peterkro]

Hoddle: is that coke bloat or has he been at the steroids?

 

[Badgers]

Hoddle: is that coke bloat or has he been at the steroids?

The ketchup?

 

[BCBlues]

get on with it

 

[Betsy]

We're being effected by what we call "thunder storms".

As opposed to....?

 

[Lord Camomile]

Hoddle and his imaginary microphone

 

[Badgers]

Get Sturridge off Roy

 

[Wilf]

Can we go back to the storm?

 

[BCBlues]

Can we go back to the storm?

If Sam Allardyce was in charge we could watch both

 

[Lord Camomile]

I hope Italy are watching this.

We could do with them being complacent...

 

[Lord Camomile]

Oh God, they're coming back for more

Up to you whether that's about the punditry or the second half.

 

[ruffneck23]

Same old then...

 

[Corax]

Red card? Was it bollocks. Honduran player kicked the ball, not his problem if Sturridge was lying on it.

Earlier foul was a yellow fair enough, but this red card crap from Wright et al is bullshit.

 

[Corax]

Oh, and Wayne Rooney remains a thoroughly overrated twatstand. "World class" lol.

 

[Badgers]

#royout

 

[Lord Camomile]

Actually, I think you can tell by the way he kicks it he was trying to hit Sturridge. If he was trying to map it we would have followed through, and his momentum may well have taken him over Sturridge. But he pulled his leg back, like you do when hitting against something close.

Give me one of those green mics, this analysis job's a piece of piss.

 

[Dexter Deadwood]

Ok, so you are all hiding on the wrong thread but now i have found you.

 

[Wilf]

Oozing class.

 

[Dexter Deadwood]

Commentary team are so biased but they can't pretend it's not still nil nil and England are not dreadful.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Thank God we've had the chance to practice against a team one man down. I was worried we were going into the World Cup unprepared.

 

[Betsy]

Has everybody got their wallcharts up?
We have.

Just us then

"All we are saying is give us a goal"

 

[Dexter Deadwood]

If you can't beat Honduras you can't win the World Cup; won't even get out of the qualifying group. I doubt England will get more than one point in the group.

 

[strung out]

If you can't beat Luxembourg you can't win the World Cup; won't even get out of the qualifying group. I doubt Italy will get more than one point in the group.

 

[Corax]

Jack "EDL" Wilshire just cost us the win.

 

[Betsy]

Step-overs,Sturridge?...save them for when we're miles in front.

 

[Davis]

fuck fat git wanker manager