The England excuse thread.

[Harold Hill]

and garragher handled the ball against sweden too..
lets just over look that eh john motson?

When was that?

Do you mean hargreaves who was penalised for it.

 

[fishfingerer]

When was that?

Do you mean hargreaves who was penalised for it.

The 55th minute incident.

 

[mwgdrwg]

Argentinian Referee for the Portugal match.

 

[Sunray]

Steve McLaren in the set up... oh shit.

 

[Relahni]

Paul Merson last night.

"England play badly because of the pressure of playing for England".

So you see, England are only shit because of the pressure of playing for England.

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

There are no excuses, any more.

We are fucking shit.

 

[goldenecitrone]

I blame the divoty pitch. And the divvy manager.

 

[Rollem]

i blame eileen

 

[g force]

I blame El Tel

 

[Relahni]

I blame Jimmy Hill.

 

[Biffo]

I blame Andrew Murray and the ABE brigade.

 

[fear-n-loathing]

i blame the kit, they couldn't see each other

 

[Relahni]

I blame the wrong type of grass on the pitch.

 

[undercover]

I found this about the Euro 2004 game -

Scottish fans have sent Dado Prso, Croatia's pony-tailed striker, a piece of turf torn up from Wembley when fans invaded the pitch after the 2-1 defeat of England in 1977. Prso, who is joining Rangers next season, has promised to place it behind David James's goal.

Seems to me they used the same tactics, possibly even the same bit of turf, only in front of the goal this time.

I knew the bloomin' Scots would be behind this somewhere!

 

[Relahni]

No, it was Uri Geller that did it.

psychic powers.

he did it for Croatia.

 

[two sheds]

Bobby Charlton was left out the team

 

[ddraig]

i blame myself

 

[The Pious Pawn]

We were shit , and we have a team of over payed cunts who do not want to perform for the country .

 

[Mensa_Man]

Or even want to play at all? Perhaps if one of our best players could be bothered to put himself up for selection we might do better.
I am of course talking about Paul Scholes. Paul, if you're reading, it is an honour to play for your country and by refusing to, you are a disgrace to this nation!

 

[refugee]

but I don't think you can say a team is crap based on 45 mins of football.

How long do you think it takes?

 

[diond]

We were shit , and we have a team of over payed cunts who do not want to perform for the country .

That's not an excuse - That's a reason.

 

[The Pious Pawn]

That's not an excuse - That's a reason.

very true , well theres the reason we are shit , no need for excuses .