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llantwit said:Nice image.![]()
Ha!! like you'd know anything about cleaning... filthy little get!
llantwit said:Nice image.![]()
you cannot be serious, i am innocent. the charges against me are pure fabrikationhaylz said:if you shit on your doorstep, be prepared to clean up your mess mate![]()
kate44 said:you cannot be serious, i am innocent. the charges against me are pure fabrikation

i have not ever as far as i can remember shat on my own doorstep. if, due to temporary incontinence, such an event were to take place, i would obviously, without question and with the minimum possible fuss, clean it up myself. it is very obvious that no-one else would do it and if i did not do it i know that i would be likely to be treading shit into my own home, which would be more difficult to clean up in the long run,especially if any of it were to get on any of the carpets.haylz said:if you shit on your doorstep, be prepared to clean up your mess mate![]()
how come you changed this from a picture of copito de nieve (the sadly departed white gorilla ) to a picture of mcenroe, with no evidence of editingCol_Buendia said:![]()
Kate44, yesterday.
yay, he's backRubberBuccaneer said:When we going to get all together for a beer then ?


RubberBuccaneer said:When we going to get all together for a beer then ?

kate44 said:i have not ever as far as i can remember shat on my own doorstep. if, due to temporary incontinence, such an event were to take place, i would obviously, without question and with the minimum possible fuss, clean it up myself. it is very obvious that no-one else would do it and if i did not do it i know that i would be likely to be treading shit into my own home, which would be more difficult to clean up in the long run,especially if any of it were to get on any of the carpets.
i try to maintain a healthy attitude to human shit- it is excrement, but it can be composted, and in the long run used very productively as a soil improver.
it is a shame that so much of it is pumped into the sea, but even i would rather that than deposit it on my own doorstep.
occasionly in the past i have shat in the wrong place. whenever possible i would clean it up to the best of my ability. i have occasionally cleaned up other peoples shit and some dog shit, although i have never had a dog.
if it is not possible to clean it up i would cover it to the best of my ability.
these instances have occurred outside, rather than in the confinements of a building.
i have occasionally got some of my own poo on my clothes. this i have cleaned up in the most hygienic and practical way that i could see available to me at the time.
knowing the properties of excrement if ever i see any in the wrong place i will generally try to rectify the situation as best i can if appropriate, as i know my tolerance for performing such tasks is higher than most peoples. generally i would attribute this to the fact that i have raised 3 children in the western way of nappy using as generally practised in this country.
llantwit said:Or maybe we could somehow harness the hot air generated by the WAG, LL?![]()
lewislewis said:If only ! The energy remit is held by our rulers in London : p


haylz said:worried parent whose daughter plays the guitar.

Brockway said:![]()
Just wait till she brings home her first Funeral for a Friend CD and starts self-harming. She got any black suede boots with straps down the side? I used to have a pair. Smart.![]()

haylz said:Buckles?????![]()
She already listens to avril lavigne, should i implement precaution![]()

Brockway said:3 buckles per suede boot. Nice.
You should be on full scale emo alert. Lavigne is often the last phase before proper emo breaks out. Check her room for fingerless gloves.![]()
its alright - they don't cut the fingers off whilst their wearing 'em Haylzhaylz said:*faints*
kate44 said:i am reminded of the words of "the wall" by pink ffloyd

nwnm said:its alright - they don't cut the fingers off whilst their wearing 'em Haylz

haylz said:She already listens to avril lavigne, should i implement precaution?![]()