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The dullest fans are.........

All football fans are as dull as each other.

The team they support makes no difference. All of them are whiney-arsed bitches that moan about how their feelings are never taken into account or appreciated when board/management decisions are made ...yet queue up at the clubs merchanidise stores to buy overpriced replica shirts like the snivelling lemmings that they are.

Asking which football fans are the dullest is like asking which contestants on Big Brother are the biggest cunts.
 
Arsenal fans who get the train towards Kent on a Saturday after football all seem to be same. Male, 30ish - 40ish, slightly overweight, wearing the shirt with an Arsenal megastore bag. You can have a chat about football in general with the old school Millwall and Chelsea boys, but all the Arsenal fans seem to be interested in is Arsenal and they do not seem to have much of an opinion about their own team. Fulham fans are mainly ex-dons who stopped going after we got relegated from the Premiershit and good riddance to them.
 
Well the two worst sets of away fans in terms of support at Anfield are Chelsea and Fulham. Luton were the biggest dickheads - proper bell ends.

Oh, we're dickeds, eh? Is that why your boys ran, is it? Scousers - dicks. Except Everton, of course - the people's club.
 
Ran?! Grow up you fucking dick. See, you've proved my point. Ta.

Luton = Joe Bloggs jeans and crap trainers.

And hats off the market. :rolleyes:

Funny you should tell me to grow up, you were the one who described Luton fans as "bell ends". :D

My point was it's easy being a brave keyboard warrior, but I don't remember too many of the Scousers stepping forward to say that when we met.

Go and feel sorry for yourself, cock.
 
Arsenal fans who get the train towards Kent on a Saturday after football all seem to be same. Male, 30ish - 40ish, slightly overweight, wearing the shirt with an Arsenal megastore bag. You can have a chat about football in general with the old school Millwall and Chelsea boys, but all the Arsenal fans seem to be interested in is Arsenal and they do not seem to have much of an opinion about their own team. Fulham fans are mainly ex-dons who stopped going after we got relegated from the Premiershit and good riddance to them.

Yep, that's exactly my point about them and the Liverpool, Manchester United, Leeds etc supporters you see heading back down south after they've been to see 'their' team play. No interest in anything outside of their own team, dull as fuck
 
I say villa a team so boring that despite them being fairly amazing last season i don't think i saw a game of thiers. No media profile and no one gives a shit about them. Hell wolves probabley get more press then them.


daves
 
And hats off the market. :rolleyes:

Funny you should tell me to grow up, you were the one who described Luton fans as "bell ends". :D

My point was it's easy being a brave keyboard warrior, but I don't remember too many of the Scousers stepping forward to say that when we met.

Go and feel sorry for yourself, cock.

Yup, all hard men in Luton. Apart from them three hilarious wags in the curly wigs when we met in the FA Cup (that joke's as old as their trainers, the scruffy twats). I seem to recall they bricked it when Carra fronted them after they threw lager at him. Nails, your lot.
 
I say villa a team so boring that despite them being fairly amazing last season i don't think i saw a game of thiers. No media profile and no one gives a shit about them. Hell wolves probabley get more press then them.


daves

I don't think Villa fans are dull though? :confused:

Far from it tbh.
 
The most boring man anyone knows is a villa fan. he 's called beige rich.

his stories include such gems as "I went to the post office today........ they had a really long queue".

dave
 
Every time I've been to see Arsenal it's been only slightly louder than at Orient and at Orient it is very quiet indeed.
 
tennis fans, never really see a "tennis hooligan" huh...
chess spectators also...
They have them in Australia - the Croat and Serb Australians fight at tennis matches over there esp when Croats or Serbs play each other (despite them all being Australian!)
 
Every time I've been to see Arsenal it's been only slightly louder than at Orient and at Orient it is very quiet indeed.
the O's fans weren't quiet when my dad and brother decided it would be a good idea to watch the argyle sitting amongst the orient fans in the west stand. 90 minutes of sitting there listening to "fuck off back to cornwall you pasty eaters" (cornwall! :rolleyes:), "fuck off you sheep shaggers", etc etc.....
 
Every time I've been to see Arsenal it's been only slightly louder than at Orient and at Orient it is very quiet indeed.

Leyton Orient fans are not dull imo.

In the early 1980s I went to Newcastle v Leyton Orient.

Iirc there were about 4 or 5 away fans at the game, who started doing the conga up and down teh empty terraces.
 
whos fans are the most fun though?

I vote walsall. They amuse me no end by taking the piss out of thier own players. Good stuff.

dave
 
Pompey for singing the dullest song in football (play up Pompey, Pompey play up......repeat ad nauseum).
 
Pompey for singing the dullest song in football (play up Pompey, Pompey play up......repeat ad nauseum).

good call.

Commentators go moist over Pompey fans too.

They always show that tattoed prick who looks like he's been raped by a creature from the sea.
 
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