The dog's farked off
- Thread starter madzone
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LilMissHissyFit
Disturbed in a pink bra
firky said:
Thats what I thought. Hes either suffering a massive sugar rush and feeling shaking and ill and has hidden somewhere or he's avoiding you knowing hes done something naughty.
He's also likely to have a massive tummy ache, choc and dogs is a bad combo as Im sure you already know!
I hope he comes home soon!
equationgirl
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He'll come home, probably at about 4.30am, when it's freezing cold and he misses you.
LilMissHissyFit
Disturbed in a pink bra
equationgirl said:
he's a dog and male... its a surefire bet
equationgirl
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I bet he's thrown it all up by now. Best to keep looking though, obviously.
Where's his favourite safe place?
Where's his favourite safe place?
Pingu
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Johnny Canuck3
Well-Known Member
madzone said:
So: where's the fox?
KeyboardJockey
Clowns to the Left of me
firky said:I'll be your dog, madz, you can pick my shit up and you'll still love me
Sod off Firky.
I wanna be Madzone's dog. Best of all I'm housetrained and shit in a toilet so she won't have to pick it up. Back on topic any news yet?
KeyboardJockey
Clowns to the Left of me
madzone said:He's back!
He was waiting at the door this morning looking very sheepish. Mr Madz shook me and said 'The dog's back' so I was able to roll over and go back to sleep
Glad your dogs back but I'm miffed slightly that the position of Madz's dog has been taken
gentlegreen
I hummus, therefore I am ...
Glad he's back Madz.
Is he a "sheep dog" per se ?
Is he a "sheep dog" per se ?
The Pious Pawn
I Can
madzone said:He's necked half a 725g tin of Quality Street and disappeared - can't find him anywhere. He's got a tag with his name and our phone number - just hoping that someone will find him and ring us. Trouble is he could be lying dying somewhere and no-one would know
least it was only quality street , not good for them but not as bad as some other types of choclate he could have had . hope you get him back safe and sound .
madzone
Physically unfavourable
gentlegreen said:Glad he's back Madz.
Is he a "sheep dog" per se ?
He's scared of sheep
It's the reason I'm not really bothered for other peoples livestock if he goes missing - he's useful for geting the sheep to come in because he sits there looking petrified and they all come up and lick him
Vintage Paw
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Did he say where he'd been? I'd have demanded a full explanation because of all the worry he caused you both.
equationgirl
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madzone said:He's scared of sheep
It's the reason I'm not really bothered for other peoples livestock if he goes missing - he's useful for geting the sheep to come in because he sits there looking petrified and they all come up and lick him
That's the funniest thing I've heard in ages.
Maybe they lick him because he tastes of chocolate.
I'm glad he's come back safe and well.
equationgirl
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Typical male
FabricLiveBaby!
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If I was you I'd take him to the vets. Chocolate is incredibly bad for dags and can kill them if eaten in big quantities. He soulds like he scoffed quite a vast amount.
Chocolate contains a compound called theobromine that dogs can only break down really slowly.
http://vetmedicine.about.com/cs/nutritiondogs/a/chocolatetoxici.htm
^^^
Read that carefully and make sure that he shows no signs of toxicity. Feel his ears, if the ears are hot then you may have a problem.
good luck
xx
Chocolate contains a compound called theobromine that dogs can only break down really slowly.
http://vetmedicine.about.com/cs/nutritiondogs/a/chocolatetoxici.htm
^^^
Read that carefully and make sure that he shows no signs of toxicity. Feel his ears, if the ears are hot then you may have a problem.
good luck
xx
