The dog thread is better than the cat thread, because it features dogs.

Discussion in 'suburban75' started by Maurice Picarda, Oct 23, 2013.

  1. kebabking

    kebabking Unfettered ambition

    It's Monty.

    #2 has chosen it as we had reached stalemate, all sides are happy with it, and it's even possible that at some stage in the future he will respond to it.

    Mostly we've been playing in the garden, chewing my trousers and wellies, and sleeping.

    Tipsy the Springer has been ignoring him (standard stuff from her - she views people, let alone dogs, as beneath her..), while Tango the Lab has been interested, but not overpowering.
     
  2. LynnDoyleCooper

    LynnDoyleCooper Up against the wall motherfucker.

    Good name, but a shame you missed the chance to call the new one Down as it gives you the chance to walk about shouting "Tango Down!" when him and t'other run off/misbehave.
     
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  3. kebabking

    kebabking Unfettered ambition

    :D

    Mostly we've be going with 'Tango, you thick cunt...'. lovely lad, but bless him, he's not the sharpest knife in the draw.
     
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  4. mrs quoad

    mrs quoad Well-Known Member

    If he shits by the front door, you can safely say you have a Monty Hall Problem.

    Which also raises the question of who’s on the other side, and how many doors they’re about to choose from.
     
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  5. PippinTook

    PippinTook Well-Known Member

    Monty is a lovely name for him kebabking
     
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  6. mrs quoad

    mrs quoad Well-Known Member

    With the benefit of hindsight, I should’ve realised that Biscuit wasn’t leaving my much-loved Loganberry alone for some mysterious and magical reason. Rather, she was leaving the best til last. Four of five nurtured and trained stems chewed through, the dickhead!
     
  7. Archimage

    Archimage Kat Knapper

    Alice's first snow! She loves snow.

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  8. joustmaster

    joustmaster offcumdun

    Dog has started hiding and burying stuff. At first I thought it was an accident, when I found a pebble in her bedding. But now I've seen her digging holes and wrapping her rawhide chew bones in stuff.
     
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  9. hash tag

    hash tag Pedicabo omnes

    Is there anyone/anything around who would steal or even threaten to steal said chews.
    perhaps the mutt is saving them for Ron :D
     
  10. Saffy

    Saffy Under the duvet..

  11. mrs quoad

    mrs quoad Well-Known Member

    This morning’s not-untypical message chain.

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    (((((Mrs quoad’s relatives)))))
     
  12. mrs quoad

    mrs quoad Well-Known Member

    Sleeping on the floor is too isolating, apparently. So she’s now got her own chair.

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    Edit: it snores.

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  13. trabuquera

    trabuquera Modesty Bag

    .... with dibs on a second chair for expansion. Last pic melts my heart.
     
  14. mrs quoad

    mrs quoad Well-Known Member

    Shortly thereafter, Anschluss.

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    (She's looking up, because I'm trying to make a coffee over her head. And my espresso machine was gurgling at her.)
     
  15. mrs quoad

    mrs quoad Well-Known Member

    Oh, I should add, the 'second chair' was where I was working.

    Was working.

    The floor's too lonely for dogs, apparently.

    (I feel a bit sad that, when I go out, Biscuit will mostly be contained in the kitchen whilst t'wife stays in the sitting room. Dogs are social animals, dammit!)
     
  16. kebabking

    kebabking Unfettered ambition

    It being a social animal...
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    Not gone back to work yet - #3 (3) has got some nasty, horrible lurgy, so I'm staying at home this week. In truth, having a new puppy and a fractious, unhappy 3yo has not been a fantastic combination, I can't give either the attention they need, and there have been some failures...
     

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  17. twentythreedom

    twentythreedom Seagulls are cunts

    Ruby getting the wind in her ears on the beach :)
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  18. iona

    iona toxic clown

    My "social animal" -
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  19. hash tag

    hash tag Pedicabo omnes

    There was an archiologist on the radio only this afternoon, her name was Jones. She has called her dog indiniana
     
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  20. hash tag

    hash tag Pedicabo omnes

    Dp
     
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    hash tag Pedicabo omnes

  22. mrs quoad

    mrs quoad Well-Known Member

  23. hegley

    hegley new and improved 2.3

    Aww. She's beginning to look more doggo than pupper already. They grow up too fast. :(
     
  24. mrs quoad

    mrs quoad Well-Known Member

    A new dog has joined puppy training classes.

    The other two are biscuit’s size.

    The new addition is like a blank, cute teacup.

    It’s quite a surprise to see the contrast between pups who are only really weeks apart.
     
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  25. Sprocket.

    Sprocket. Baroudeur...

    We may know him as Monty, but he refers to himself as Hrothgar, Theign of Mercia.
     
  26. Epona

    Epona I am Hououin Kyouma

    Some lovely photos on here!

    Nate has been talking about getting a dog for a while now - dude our vet bill for 1 of our cats is at 6k and you're moaning about it, now is not the time for a dog. Also you work 50 hours a week, so I would be doing the majority of the care, walks, feeding etc - for you to have something nice to come home to after work (which I thought was my role tbh). And you'd probably moan if it preferred me because I spent more time with it!

    I'd love to have a dog at some point, but now is not the right time or circumstance.
     
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  27. kebabking

    kebabking Unfettered ambition

    He has taken the name of Montgomery Two Poos.

    This is because of his habit of doing two separate turds about 40 seconds apart.

    Though I like Hrothgar...
     
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  28. joustmaster

    joustmaster offcumdun

    ours, too.
    She sometimes even gets up, turns to face poo #1, and then continues to lay her 2nd dog egg facing it
     
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  29. mrs quoad

    mrs quoad Well-Known Member

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    ^^^ the story of those two!

    Biscuit is bewildered, submissive, and playful.

    Nigel loathes Biscuit as a fat and stinky intruder to her kitchen domain, and doesn’t understand dog body language.

    So Nigel slaps biscuit through the stair gate, regularly. Whilst biscuit wonders wtf is going on with the small angry dog, whilst repeatedly trying to make friends. (Thereby receiving more slaps.)
     
  30. colacubes

    colacubes Well-Known Member

    This almost entirely encompasses the relationship between Mash and Scarlet in my house :D
     
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