The dog thread is better than the cat thread, because it features dogs.

Discussion in 'suburban75' started by Maurice Picarda, Oct 23, 2013.

  1. bubblesmcgrath

    bubblesmcgrath Well-Known Member

    mrs quoad
    Your puppy is completely adorable :):)
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  2. hegley

    hegley new and improved 2.3

    Lulling you into a false sense of security. ;)
  3. twentythreedom

    twentythreedom Seagulls are cunts

    What's the pup's name?
  4. mrs quoad

    mrs quoad Well-Known Member


    In a move that my dad thinks we’ll come to regret.

    Wife has naming rights (I came up with the names that stuck to our cat and toddler), and had gone through a roll call of horrors (Apolline, Apollo, Cerulean, Claudette, Colline...) before accidentally suggesting Biscuit.

    I latched onto Biscuit as a drowning man clings to a life raft, and desperately began naming her so to our toddler; and so, Biscuit she is. (And definitely not Apolline, Abalone, Cerulean, or Causette.)
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  5. twentythreedom

    twentythreedom Seagulls are cunts

    My sister's choc lab (RIP :( ) was called Biscuit :thumbs: It's a good name for your pup :)
  6. twentythreedom

    twentythreedom Seagulls are cunts

    Biscuit means 'cooked twice' btw fwiw etc :thumbs:
  7. bubblesmcgrath

    bubblesmcgrath Well-Known Member

    Will Biscuit become Biccie over time? :)
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  8. trabuquera

    trabuquera Modesty Bag

    Just have to be careful when offering guests something to go with their cup of tea/coffee. "Would you like a biscuit?" "Yes I'd like a whole litter of them please"
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  9. mrs quoad

    mrs quoad Well-Known Member

    Benefits of a trilingual household - at least two available alternatives for any given word :thumbs:
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  10. Saffy

    Saffy Under the duvet..

    Biscuit is a good name, I hope you practiced calling it? :D
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  11. mrs quoad

    mrs quoad Well-Known Member

    She’s started farting.

    I’m also assuming that I’ve got no chance of making the gym tonight, as she’s stuck to me like glue and whimpers pitifully as soon as crated. She’ll obvs have to get used to that tonight (though I’ll be sleeping downstairs w the crate beside me), but in the meantime it looks like potentially making for an hour of hell all round!

    And she is very cute. Sleeping on my lap. Again.


    Edit: I did check she hadn’t shit herself, when the first fart began wafting north.
  12. Saffy

    Saffy Under the duvet..

    Put one of your t-shirts in her crate to help settle her.
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  13. mrs quoad

    mrs quoad Well-Known Member

    I think we’re now up to seven accidents :thumbs:

    The last one was one piss, interrupted twice by ten minute entirely unproductive waits outside :thumbs:

    Edit: she has a pheromone infused pee post.

    She chews it.
  14. mrs quoad

    mrs quoad Well-Known Member

    Will do :thumbs:

    After the decent one I HAD been wearing got pissy paws all over it, I changed it for an eminently crateable one that I’ll wear until bed. In a stinky jumper, that should up its stink quotient.
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  15. bubblesmcgrath

    bubblesmcgrath Well-Known Member

    PMSL...@ funny wafting farts.....
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  16. mrs quoad

    mrs quoad Well-Known Member

    Outside, in socks with a treat bag, waiting for her to piss on something ducking other than our kitchen floor.


    Edit: *fucking

    Now sleeping in my warmest clothes next to her on the sofa (bin liner underneath her crate). Piss alarm set for midnight! She ain’t touching the fjcking ground until she’s pissed outside. And I aren’t bothering with putting wellingtons on, if that gives her the time to piss on the kitchen floor whilst they’re going on. Again.


    Edit2: her dreams are both hilarious, and noisy. Thought she’d woken up just now - nope. Flat out. Snuggled into my used t-shirt. But whimpering furiously.

    Oop! Plus a little growl.
    Last edited: Jan 3, 2018
  17. quiet guy

    quiet guy Bimbling along

    Look at those big pleading eyes.
  18. mrs quoad

    mrs quoad Well-Known Member

    Fucking win.

    Just hope i didn’t treat her too mid-stream.
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  19. izz

    izz Madam, to you. :-P.

    I hate to say this mrs quoad but a faster alternative to the Wellington may be crocs. Heaven knows I couldn't recommend them in any other circumstances. Oh and please give biscuit a kiss on da head from me.
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  20. Lancman

    Lancman Well-Known Member

    May I suggest a blanket draped over the top and sides of the cage to give Biscuit a sense of security in her "dog cave" ?
  21. mrs quoad

    mrs quoad Well-Known Member

    She has one - just visible in the background of the crate shot :thumbs:

    Atrocious night, wrt sleep. Mostly because I was angsty and didn't want her to piss on her crate (and so, through the vetbed, and so, on the sofa. Though now I think about it, her crate has a plastic base. So, yeah. That was unnecessary.) Three pisses outside, successfully. (Yay!) Finishing with one at 7am (yay!)

    Then came back in, and she shat on the floor. #lol

    She's asleep on me atm, whilst I work from our kitchen table. On me and in the crate are the two places I know she won't piss, so that's a winner, ay.
  22. iona

    iona makes George Orwell look like a dalek

    Current mood:

    MOAR gratuitous puppy pics please mrs quoad
  23. mrs quoad

    mrs quoad Well-Known Member

    The pile of things for the washing machine that are covered in puppy piss is slowly increasing. Including a first pair of my trousers, dammit. Thought she was safe, sleeping on my lap. Clearly not!
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  24. StoneRoad

    StoneRoad heckling from the back!

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  25. mrs quoad

    mrs quoad Well-Known Member

    We think she’s relaxed.

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  26. mrs quoad

    mrs quoad Well-Known Member

    Socialisation mission :thumbs:

    Last edited: Jan 6, 2018
  27. mrs quoad

    mrs quoad Well-Known Member

    Well. She’s now slightly more socialised to buses, towns, people, markets, and funfairs. And to bags. Being carried in bags.

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  28. joustmaster

    joustmaster offcumdun

  29. iona

    iona makes George Orwell look like a dalek

    mrs quoad you are aware that allowing tiny cute puppies on the bed tends to lead to big, smelly, not-so-cute grownup dogs taking up half the bed, yes?
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  30. mrs quoad

    mrs quoad Well-Known Member

    She’s not allowed on the bed :thumbs:
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