The dirty, the tasty and the quick.

[Happy Tree]

Bag of ready salted. Pour in Worcestershire sauce. Shake around and put on a plate. Grated cheese on top. Microwave. Ketchup to taste.

 

[Epona]

Bag of ready salted. Pour in Worcestershire sauce. Shake around and put on a plate. Grated cheese on top. Microwave. Ketchup to taste.

Bloody hell.

/thread

 

[Ax^]

Bag of ready salted. Pour in Worcestershire sauce. Shake around and put on a plate. Grated cheese on top. Microwave. Ketchup to taste.

was that being stone cold sober as well

 

[brogdale]

Bag of ready salted. Pour in Worcestershire sauce. Shake around and put on a plate. Grated cheese on top. Microwave. Ketchup to taste.

Like the cut of your jib, but why not just open the ready salted and chuck in a pickled egg. Surely the dirtiest, tastiest and quickest delicious meal ever; food of the fucking gods.

 

[gentlegreen]

Not dirty, but certainly quick.
Polish jarred cabbage salad and tahini., I also often chuck in half a romaine lettuce and milled flaxseed... If available, sprouted seeds, courgette or whatever... Drain the pickle juice but what remains works with the tahini or whatever...
I sometimes sprinkle in Bombay mix though that adds the danger of having a whole bag in your house...

 

[bcuster]

Marmite on toast. It's an American thing...

 

[klang]

Like the cut of your jib, but why not just open the ready salted and chuck in a raw egg.

Ffy

 

[Happy Tree]

If it makes it any better, I started with McCain microwave chips instead of crisps. Then moved on to the harder stuff.

 

[quimcunx]

Tinned mackerel mashed up with salad cream on toast.

 

[A380]

Three years on after Saffy abother vote for spaghetti with marmite. Cook the spaghetti take it out and drain the pan just leaving a tablespoon of the water. Add a fuckoff knob of butter and marmite to taste. Mix that up then fold into the spaghetti and grate cheese …