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The correct way to make tea

Heat a 1500 megawatt nuclear power plant to 1000 degrees kelvin
Scoop 50 tonnes of indian tea plants into a cargo plane
Dump into plant water supply
Skydive into cooling tower
Sugar to taste
 
Ah, the grand old urn. Always is the thrill that you may be supping on three day old pure tannin

There's a proper greasy spoon in Penzance that still has an urn. The tea from it's amazing. A caffeine hit like you normally only get from an espresso. Sullivan's, by the bus station, if anyone's interested,
 
There's a proper greasy spoon in Penzance that still has an urn. The tea from it's amazing. A caffeine hit like you normally only get from an espresso. Sullivan's, by the bus station, if anyone's interested,
To think, there used to be one on every high street.:(

Years ago, I worked in the kitchens of a student hall of residence. The cup of tea from the urn at the end of a breakfast shift kept me going for the rest of the day.
 
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