*Miss Daisy*
Suck a Big Hairy....
EastEnder said:side, not sides....![]()
Don't be fooled by PieEye's non-circular abominations!!!!![]()
I put a / there, purely to avoid any discrimination of the grammer crewthank you very much,,,

EastEnder said:side, not sides....![]()
Don't be fooled by PieEye's non-circular abominations!!!!![]()
I put a / there, purely to avoid any discrimination of the grammer crew

killer b said:(with a hole to let out steam)
*miss daisy* said:the grammer crew

PieEye said:An oft ignored piece of cautionary advice. I pity the fool that does not put a hole in the pie.
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killer b said:.....
as the legendary (now lost) pie butty thread explained, the correct way to serve a pie is in a barm cake/tea cake/bap/whatever they call it round your parts...
mmmm![]()

And the lid has to be circular.Dissident Junk said:Oh dear . . . I am afraid you are all crumbling the wrong crust. A pie is not defined by a pastry top or sides at all. Rather, it is what's under the lid that's important.

Dissident Junk said:.....
Connected to this idea is the word 'pie' for a jumble of type, and possibly the word magpie, to refer to a bird that collects a jumble of objects.
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dear god!!! Madness!!! Sheer MADNESS!!!!!fen_boy said:What about Fish Pie - that's sometimes got no pastry at all.


fen_boy said:What about Fish Pie - that's sometimes got no pastry at all.
I make the bestest Fish pie everWolfie said:that's wrong for a start - the magpie is so called because it is black and white or "pied" - like the pied wagtail and, indeed the pied piper although the latter has come to be portayed as any two colours rather than the strict black and white meaning ....
killer b said:two good turns in one day wolfie. i'm starting to like you...
think i'll have a pie butty for lunch to celebrate.![]()

why does an elephant paint its balls and nails red??
I don't get it? Sorry for being stupid!Orang Utan said:What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
A monkey eating cherries

Nor do ilynne8 said:I don't get it? Sorry for being stupid!![]()
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I see. Thats actually funny.spanglechick said:![]()
the elephants have painted their bollocks red
to look like cherries
which the monkeys are eating
which make the elephants trumpet in pain.
see?
