

cake 
Did Butterfly Child pay you to say that?Not only is that an amazing cake but it would be a bloody brilliant hat. Do you do hats?

I has sparklers!
Her boyfriend found some
They won't go near the feathers BC![]()


I've done a scientific testThe sparks from them might though.
((((barbequed cake))))![]()



but if this is made by edable art it isn't actually edibleIt looks better with lights shining on it cos the hearts and stars are covered in edible disco glitter![]()

Chocolate and pear, made with fresh pears and green & blacks chocolate





Sorry, I mean your cake looks absolutley fuckin wicked and all that, but what is this funky flavour all about?!
Chocolate and pear? Am I the only one to find that weird?![]()
We used to make it at a veggie cafe I worked at - twas lush and it's not as heavy (or expensive) as fruit cake and sponge would've struggled to hold all that icing 
I'll say again, cake's lovely![]()
For radioactive poo you need to leave a small child alone with red tinsel...works a treat.

Chocolate and pear? Am I the only one to find that weird?![]()


Tis done
Still no fucking sparklers though![]()
Did you know he/she had eaten it or was it just a nice surprise next day?
Now you fucking tell meWould it surprise you to know that I might have some indoor sparklers you can have? Everything is upside down at the moment as we're having a new kitchen and bathroom, but I'll have a look dreckly.
Or maybe try Beauty and the Beast
