The burlesque 'Daily Mail letters page' thread!

[bluestreak]

i think you might be taking this too seriously, fun sized.


dear daily mail,

the other day whilst walking my pedigree schnauzer rudolf, i noticed with alarm the sheer amount of people. in my day there weren't as many people, and it is my belief that britain is clearly labouring under the strain of the population explosion. it is certain to me that far too many gay people and illegal immigrants are breeding, thus stretching britain's infastructure too far. tony blair clearly has the wrong idea. can we not just push them all off of beachy head and be done with it?

yours,

albert j shmythe,
hastings.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

 

[SubComandante]

Dear Daily Mail,

What are those commies Tony Blair and 'comrade' John Prescott playing at by letting those bloody gypsies into (enter generic racist middle england town/village here). I tell you something, ever since that soap dodging leftie Blair came with his 1997 'lets let the paedos, asylum seekers, single mothers, arabs and homosexuals run riot' Revolution, this country has severely lost its way.(enter 'i'm not a racist/homophobe/fascist but...' comment here)

Yours

Mrs Wendy Smith