The BT Adverts: Is that couple okay?

[skyscraper101]

The mum is quite nice, yeah I would.

The girl in the record shop is also nice and I would too.

 

[Looby]

hey man. these adverts are like tiny films. i'm emotionally involved now.

Maybe you could kidnap the ad exec, break their legs and make them write a good ending.

 

[electrogirl]

Maybe you could kidnap the ad exec, break their legs and make them write a good ending.

if they keep going down this heartbreaking route i might have to.

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

Is the girl in the record shop the one that tried to chat him up at a party a couple of weeks before?

 

[electrogirl]

Is the girl in the record shop the one that tried to chat him up at a party a couple of weeks before?

they look alike. i'm not sure. i hope not because that has big connotations in my mind.

can anyone find out?

 

[girasol]

Is the girl in the record shop the one that tried to chat him up at a party a couple of weeks before?

I thought he clumsily tried to talk to her, not the other way around.

To be honest I thought it was perfectly innocent, it's normal for men to get a bit nervous around attractive women even if they have no bad intentions (I suppose the same can also be said of women)

 

[electrogirl]

I thought he clumsily tried to talk to her, not the other way around.

To be honest I thought it was perfectly innocent, it's normal for men to get a bit nervous around attractive women even if they have no bad intentions (I suppose the same can also be said of women)

no i think she tried to talk to him and he was all bumbly and uncofortable cos he knew she was flirting and he just looked longingly over at mumsy woman.

now he's obviously having 2nd thoughts.

 

[zoooo]

His wife is a lesbian.
I saw her in Queer as Folk.

 

[electrogirl]

His wife is a lesbian.
I saw her in Queer as Folk.

what? the mum?

 

[Chz]

To think that Art from the wonderful My Life In Film could stoop so low makes me cry

And here I was thinking that I was the only person who really enjoyed that show.

 

[boing!]

I think thats my local record shop in the advert *pointless fact*

 

[stdPikachu]

And here I was thinking that I was the only person who really enjoyed that show.

One of the most wryly observed and cleverly executed comedies of recent years IMHO, and all the cooler because precisely no-one watched it The Top Gun episode is pisswateringly funny, and I haven't even seen Top Gun.

 

[T & P]

the mum or the hussy in the record shop?

The mum.

 

[electrogirl]

I think thats my local record shop in the advert *pointless fact*

if you see that fella inthere can you have a word please

 

[zoooo]

Her being a lesbian.
(She was the nice lesbian who had the sexy gay man's baby, not the evil lesbian, who didn't like the sexy gay man.)

 

[Felina]

I fancy both of them. Just right for a suburban threesome.







<scarpers after lowering the tone>

Me too

 

[electrogirl]

Her being a lesbian.
(She was the nice lesbian who had the sexy gay man's baby, not the evil lesbian, who didn't like the sexy gay man.)

oh yes i remember now! cripes i didn't make the connection.

i loved that sexy gay man.

 

[zoooo]

Oh god me too.
Stuart Jones is still the sexiest man to have ever graced my television set.

 

[Vintage Paw]

Oh god me too.
Stuart Jones is still the sexiest man to have ever graced my television set.

Get thee to The Wire

*awaits flame*

 

[electrogirl]

Oh god me too.
Stuart Jones is still the sexiest man to have ever graced my television set.

i think he sexually awakened me to be honest. i think it was the first time i'd felt lusty towards a telly person.

 

[quimcunx]

Lusting after gay men is all very well, but it's not helping our BT couple in their marital difficulties now, is it? Try to keep to the problem at hand.

 

[sojourner]

I think they should pan down to where he got his dick out and is waggling it around, then show the scene where she shuts his dick between two album covers

 

[electrogirl]

Lusting after gay men is all very well, but it's not helping our BT couple in their marital difficulties now, is it? Try to keep to the problem at hand.

you're right. we need to find out whether the man is thinking of having rumpy pumpy with record store lady.

he turned into a bit of a nob in the last advert in my opinion, all this 'ooh i'm a man i need time to myself to play wanky golf and perv on record store ladies'

maybe mumsy is better off without him. she's lovely.

 

[Sabu]

In the first advert he is hit by a car, all the rest of them are figments of his imagination as he lies dying in the road.

 

[stdPikachu]

maybe mumsy is better off without him. she's lovely.

Gimme a break, she's a fucking evil bitch. Remember when she deleted that folder? She did that because she bitterly resents Kris Marshall, since he's turned into a better parent than her thanks to the godlike power of teh intrawebs as brought to you by BT. She's been indulging in self-nullifying behaviour for a while now and it's only a matter of time before she goes postal-luddite on his ass, bludgeoning her whole family to death with the BT Bone Club. No wonder he's flirting around when she's been acting like a frigid donkey in bed. She's way too neurotic for him, and he's better off without her IMHO. Anyone who doesn't agree with me is a moron who hasn't been paying attention properly.

I bet this is how dogs see.

 

[quimcunx]

I just hope they use this holiday they are going on to recapture some of the passion. And he'll be far away from that floozy in the shop.




Unless she booked a holiday there too!


*wonders if ad execs as well as guardian journos use urban*

 

[mentalchik]

thes adverts remind me a bit of me and Mrs Stalker.
she's older then me with kids.

and i'm always dropping the towel in front of her

Why am i not suprised ?

 

[Scarlette]

This thread has made me laugh several times. Hurrah.

 

[Sweaty Betty]

remember when he was perving over that cute girl at the party??

the signs were already there

 

[quimcunx]

remember when he was perving over that cute girl at the party??

the signs were already there

I think it was her perving over him there. She's obviously put the seeds of something in his head though. Knowing someone is attracted to you can be a turn on in itself.