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The BT Adverts: Is that couple okay?

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Why is he eyeing up that girl in the record shop? I'm worried.:(

And i'm confused in one of the adverts, when he drops his towel she doesn't care and in one of them she likes it it.:confused:

I hope they're okay.
 
I hope they're okay.

I hope that their marriage gradually falls apart over the course of the adverts. He starts playing away, she starts drinking heavily, one of the kids starts to take up drugs. What's that? You're worried she's up in her room all the time? Yeah, it's probably because she's started shooting up in protest at the transparently unhappy family dynamic that surrounds her miserable life.
 
They took away the bit where he was flirting with the girl at the record shop, they showed it a couple of times and then stopped. I wonder why! :D

Not that there's anything wrong with flirting, lots of people in relationships do it just for fun, but I bet that got a lot of complaints...
 
Why is he eyeing up that girl in the record shop? I'm worried.:(

And i'm confused in one of the adverts, when he drops his towel she doesn't care and in one of them she likes it it.:confused:

I hope they're okay.

I felt quite cross when he was eyeing up the girl. But I like it when she is unimpressed with him dropping the towel. I think that's quite realistic. My ex used to march about posing and naked when I was on the phone and my reaction was often quite similar.

But then there's the new baby/new folder confusion. Is she disappointed or relieved that he doesn't want a new baby? And is he deliberating being obtuse, because I think that's quite mean.
 
I felt quite cross when he was eyeing up the girl. But I like it when she is unimpressed with him dropping the towel. I think that's quite realistic. My ex used to march about posing and naked when I was on the phone and my reaction was often quite similar.

But then there's the new baby/new folder confusion. Is she disappointed or relieved that he doesn't want a new baby? And is he deliberating being obtuse, because I think that's quite mean.

yeahbut in the recent ones she doesn't ignore him when he drops hit towel, she says 'i'll have to call you back' to her friend. which, really, i don't think would happen. and is quite rude to the friend.

i don't think he meant to make her think he wanted a baby, if he did, maybe he was testing her reaction.

i bet she does get preggers soon though.
 
In the first advert he is hit by a car, all the rest of them are figments of his imagination as he lies dying in the road.
 
Him looking at that girl in the record shop sat really uncomfortably with me. I know it's fine to flirt a little, but doesn't it send out a confusing message in an advert all about him having taken on this older woman, already with 2 kids and baggage???

Yes, I too am concerned.
 
Him looking at that girl in the record shop sat really uncomfortably with me. I know it's fine to flirt a little, but doesn't it send out a confusing message in an advert all about him having taken on this older woman, already with 2 kids and baggage???

Yes, I too am concerned.

yeah i hope he's not bored of the baggage and looking for a foot loose and fancy free life.:(
 
Didn't he flirt with the same girl not long ago and make an arse of himself? Is he stalking her?
 
is it just me that laughed at the line "I'm worried she might be ............... a geek" :D:D:D:D
 
is it just me that laughed at the line "I'm worried she might be ............... a geek" :D:D:D:D

I thought that was quite sweet :)

So, the message is clearly: don't worry about your kids being groomed on the net, 'cause your step-dad's already doing it in the house.
 
those kids aren't his are they?
they were baggage from last marriage i think - just remembering one advert when the little girl was using HIS BT line to call her biological dad. fuckin' taking the piss if you ask me.

anyway, he can do what the fuck he likes me thinks.
shag that pretty woman in the record shop all fuckin' day.
it's clearly that his wife and her children are taking the piss.
 
I think that the stick-man storyboard thread has inadvertantly revealed the true plot of the adverts and any minute a sheep with a grenade will come bursting into their unhappy suburban life.
 
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