The BRITS 2009

[Paulie Tandoori]

the "comedians" are about as funny as gout

 

[Kanda]

What the fuck do you people expect it to be? It's a shite awards ceremony is all.

Russel Brand got pushed out the country, he could probably do it.

 

[El Jefe]

the terrible thing is you end up looking forward to performances by artists you can't stand because at least then no fucker is talking shite and mugging at the camera

 

[El Jefe]

waves at fieryjack

 

[Miss Potter]

the "comedians" are about as funny as gout

Yep. Bring on the tumbleweed. El Jefe has got it right - they're comic actors, NOT comedians.

 

[electrogirl]

Coldplay are just a disgrace, and Chris Martin REALLY shouldn't be bearing his midriff under a shorty tshirt. The thought of him being perceived as in any way sexy makes me do an electrogirl style bit of sick in my mouth

I've had 2 sick in mouth moments now, and we're not even half way through.


The presenting is even too wacky for my tastes.

 

[Melinda]

the "comedians" are about as funny as gout

THe presenting team is shockingly bad.

But I cant think of anyone well known enough to anchor the show that I wouldnt hate.

 

[aurora green]

Do people really like Duffy's voice?

 

[dodgepot]

has Kylie had a stroke?

a stroke of botox.

or ten.

 

[Kanda]

Do people really like Duffy's voice?

No.

Whiny little cuntbag.

 

[Miss Potter]

oh and I know this comment is 45 minutes late but my 25 year crush on Bono is officially OVER

God can you imagine what his kids must be thinking

 

[Lea]

Do people really like Duffy's voice?

At least she's not singing Mercy again!

 

[Melinda]

No.

Whiny little cuntbag.

 

[dodgepot]

GA were ace.

 

[El Jefe]

THe presenting team is shockingly bad.

But I cant think of anyone well known enough to anchor the show that I wouldnt hate.

some people can pull it off - Ross is the master, Russell Brand was funny. Or at least get some real comedians, with timing and that

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Do people really like Duffy's voice?

I like it I mean not excluding everything else but I do like it

 

[Melinda]

oh and I know this comment is 45 minutes late but my 25 year crush on Bono is officially OVER

God can you imagine what his kids must be thinking

"Daddy's rich! Oh yessss!"

 

[Kanda]

Fucking bomb Wales NOW!

 

[Paulie Tandoori]

she just said "i could have told you that without watching it" when i said everyone's moaning about how bad it is.

s'only cos masterchef is on 2 and that's pants now.

who's left to perform?

 

[Kanda]

Take That and Kings of Leon

 

[Paulie Tandoori]

 

[QueenOfGoths]

and the Pet Shop Boys (my sole reason for watching. Apart from to moan obviously )

 

[Miss Potter]

oooh Take That, that'll be my highlight

Joe Calzaghe is quite pretty for a boxer innit?

 

[El Jefe]

she just said "i could have told you that without watching it" when i said everyone's moaning about how bad it is.

s'only cos masterchef is on 2 and that's pants now.

who's left to perform?

Pet Shop Boys, doing a hits medley. which will be ace, and the only reason I'm staying tuned (apart from finding out my old flatmate is in the front row with David Hasselhof )

 

[Looby]

Pet Shop Boys, doing a hits medley. which will be ace, and the only reason I'm staying tuned (apart from finding out my old flatmate is in the front row with David Hasselhof )

Who?

 

[dodgepot]

She's had that for months.

no she hasn't. she's had short blonde hair for months, but not styled like that. so, erm, there.

 

[El Jefe]

Who?

Anne from Morton Valence

 

[dodgepot]

Who?

you've never heard of david hasslehof?

 

[Kanda]

Who?

David Hasslehof, from Night Rider

 

[electrogirl]

no she hasn't. she's had short blonde hair for months, but not styled like that. so, erm, there.

Yeah I thought I would've known about it.

Kanda made me doubt myself.