The Big Lebowski vs Kingpin

[Roadkill]

Pacifism's not something to hide behind, Dude.

 

[MightyAphrodite]

The Dude: Fuckin' Quintana... that creep can roll, man.
Walter Sobchak: Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude.
The Dude: Yeah.
Walter Sobchak: No, he's a sex offender. With a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old.
The Dude: Oh!
Walter Sobchak: When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast.
Donny: What's a... pederast, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: Shut the fuck up, Donny.

 

[dodgepot]

the chinaman is not the issue.

 

[kained&able]

Hang on is big lebowski that one where the vote for pedro stuff comes from if it is i thought it was such utter toss.

dave

 

[dodgepot]

8 year olds, dude...

 

[Dillinger4]

Hang on is big lebowski that one where the vote for pedro stuff comes from if it is i thought it was such utter toss.

dave

No, that is Napoleon Dynamite.

 

[MightyAphrodite]

You thought that Bunny had been kidnapped and you were fuckin' glad, man.

 

[dodgepot]

Hang on is big lebowski that one where the vote for pedro stuff comes from if it is i thought it was such utter toss.

dave

no. that's a completely different film.

 

[kained&able]

No, that is Napoleon Dynamite.

ah yes. Thats toss that is.


dave

 

[Roadkill]

It's a common myth about feminists, that we hate sex.

 

[warszawa]

I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off

sorry i wasn't listening

 

[Crispy]

also, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclacture. Asian american, please.

 

[MightyAphrodite]

I'm sorry your stepmother is a nympho.

 

[Roadkill]

Lots of my buddies died face down in the mud in 'nam so you and I could ENJOY THIS FAMILY RESTAURANT!

 

[Flashman]

Shomer fucking shabbos.

 

[Flashman]

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!

 

[Crispy]

I'm just gonna go find a cash machine....

 

[Roadkill]

I can get you a toe, dude.

 

[Flashman]

It's uh... uh... it's down there somewhere, let me take another look.

 

[Flashman]

And tomorrow we come back and we cut off your chonson.

 

[Crispy]

AH friday afternoon

 

[Santino]

It's a common myth about feminists, that we hate sex.

Coitus?

 

[Roadkill]

Hey, nice marmot.

 

[Flashman]

AH friday afternoon

Innit

(Phone's ringing, Dude.)

 

[cliche guevara]

You are very reliable

Do we get to do lebowski quotes now?

Didn't I win this game the other day?

 

[Crispy]

Also:

http://bednark.com/big.lebowski.script.html

 

[kyser_soze]

kained&able, Melinda, Onket, seeformiles, Yetman

We know who you are. Everything else you say, or have said, is no officially suspect.

 

[MightyAphrodite]

We fuck you ups, man. We takes the money.

 

[Flashman]

on a personal level, Branded, especially the early episodes

 

[cliche guevara]

"Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson!"
"What do you need that for, Dude?"