the Bar thread

[sojourner]

while you're up there, a large JD, with no fucking ice


ta

I like your style marty



there y'are la

 

[Dillinger4]

I am drinking peruvian beer.

 

[marty21]

I like your style marty



there y'are la

cheers, Callie has a card behind the bar, I'll have some nuts too please!

 

[Pip]

That was lovely soj, can I have a G&T now? Callie's paying. Btw, if you need a cocktail waitress I can shake with the best of them.

 

[sojourner]

I am drinking peruvian beer.

you're not allowed to drink your own beer in here

you have to order it off me

 

[Callie]

ooh is it my birthday?!

 

[sojourner]

That was lovely soj, can I have a G&T now?

what percentage do you want it in?

 

[Dillinger4]

you're not allowed to drink your own beer in here

you have to order it off me

1 alcohol, please.

 

[sojourner]

cheers, Callie has a card behind the bar, I'll have some nuts too please!

ooh is it my birthday?!

get yer stories straight before you come to the bar

 

[Pip]

what percentage do you want it in? :d

60% g 40% t?

 

[Callie]

I have been at the bar for about an hour now and I still haven't been served I might go home.

 

[sojourner]

1 alcohol, please.

got any ID?

 

[sojourner]

60% g 40% t?

*pours 90% g and 10% t*

 

[Dillinger4]

got any ID?

Only my hovercraft captain license.

 

[Callie]

Only my hovercraft captain license.

How often does the skirt come off?

 

[sojourner]

Only my hovercraft captain license.

has it got a photo of you on it?

How often does the skirt come off?

fnar

 

[Pip]

*pours 90% g and 10% t*

It's that kind of party

 

[Callie]

soj please please please can i have a drink?

double vodka and orange, seeing as you have no fruity suggestions for me.

 

[Pip]

soj please please please can i have a drink?

double vodka and orange, seeing as you have no fruity suggestions for me.

I'd have made you an abracadabra. If she carries on with these measures I'll nip behind the bar later and rustle something up.

 

[Dillinger4]

I ordered an alcohol.

I thought being a hovercraft captain would make me important.

 

[Callie]

thanks pippistrelle


erm whats an abracadabra?

 

[sojourner]

It's that kind of party

it's always that kind of party

 

[Pip]

thanks pippistelle


erm whats an abracadabra?

Double measure of apricot brandy, lychee juice and a dash of lemon.

 

[sojourner]

soj please please please can i have a drink?

double vodka and orange, seeing as you have no fruity suggestions for me.

i thought i'd already given you at least two drinks

I ordered an alcohol.

I thought being a hovercraft captain would make me important.

*sigh*

actually, have you done a job search with that term?

 

[Callie]

someone must have nabbed them GITS!

 

[sojourner]

Double measure of apricot brandy, lychee juice and a dash of lemon.

eeuurrghhhh

fucking hell

we need bacon crisps to counteract that

*orders box of frazzles*

 

[Dillinger4]

Ooooo talking of apricot brandy, I have been craving cherry brandy for ages now. I am going to go out tomorrow and get wrecked on it.

 

[Pip]

Maybe a strawberry kiss is more up your street? White rum, amaretto, strawberry syrup and cream?

 

[Callie]

can i get shots of sambuca for everyone - my treat seeing as its my birthday

 

[Ralph Masters]

4 Pints of bitter and where's the gents?