the Bar thread
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Bakunin
I am Noodle's bitch.
I don't think you'd want to see the state of the kitchen, to be honest.
The bar snacks, coming as they do in sealed bags, are probably a much safer bet.
Bakunin
I am Noodle's bitch.
*Switches on virtual tellybox*
*Tunes in to cricket*
*Steals bottle of Bushmills when the barperson isn't looking*
Bakunin
I am Noodle's bitch.
no need for it now - one wicket to go
Ah, right.
*Switches over to the 24 hour smut channel instead*
Ooh, a couple of mates of mie have just walked in. Evening boys, it's a free bar and we're hoping some totty will turn up later.
Bakunin
I am Noodle's bitch.
Help yourself, the landlady and barman are still asleep.
magneze
🎧
Nice one, I'll get myself a jug then.
AKA pseudonym
Well-Known Member
feck me my heads sore..
how did i get behind these fruit machines..
more to the point where the fuck am I and me shoes...
feck, gissa a large whiskey barkeep...
how did i get behind these fruit machines..
more to the point where the fuck am I and me shoes...
feck, gissa a large whiskey barkeep...
Bakunin
I am Noodle's bitch.
feck me my heads sore..
how did i get behind these fruit machines..
more to the point where the fuck am I and me shoes...
feck, gissa a large whiskey barkeep...
The bar staff are still asleep from last night, so help yourself. And, for a small fee, I can lend you the keys to the cellar as well.
AKA pseudonym
Well-Known Member
Nice one... i think i shall get merrilly pissedi n preparation for me 1000th post coming up..
Wasnt there cricket n football today?
feck what happened here last night, i must of passed out before ww3..
feckin great boozer tho..
Bakunin
I am Noodle's bitch.
I'll have that small fee before you head into the cellar, ta.
I only got out of bed about 90 minutes ago, so I'm not too sure as to the day's sporting schedule, I refer you to the sports pages of a tattered and stained copy of the 'Daily Sport' that found wedged between some of the seats.
Oh, and don't mind my great mates, Richie and Eddie. They were unceremoniously barred from the 'Lamb And Flag' so turned up here instead. They'll be harmless enough, I hope.
AKA pseudonym
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Theyre feckin shhoundd.. we is playing a game of wedgies... ive a little trick though i dont wear underwear n they havent worked that out yet...
The pages of that sport are a bit, ahem, sticky to say the least n eddie wont let go... keeps mumbling boobies or something...
The pages of that sport are a bit, ahem, sticky to say the least n eddie wont let go... keeps mumbling boobies or something...
Bakunin
I am Noodle's bitch.
Oh, and here's a couple of my other mates from across the Pond.
Hello lads, come and grab a beer and settle in.
AKA pseudonym
Well-Known Member
Wahey.. im celebrating me 1000 posts..
Whos having one...
btw whys everyone :sleeping all over the gaff
feckin lightweights...
Whos having one...
btw whys everyone :sleeping all over the gaff
feckin lightweights...
Bakunin
I am Noodle's bitch.
Wahey.. im celebrating me 1000 posts..
Whos having one...
btw whys everyone :sleeping all over the gaff
feckin lightweights...
I know, bunch of pussies in here, innit?
*Mixes one bottle of Jim Beam with another bottle of Jagermeister*
*Shakes bottles violently*
*Inhales concoction through his nose*
*Starts disco dancing, Duracell Bunny style, to whatever's on the jukebox*
AKA pseudonym
Well-Known Member
*thinks that sounds tasty n bribes B for the Cellar keys*
time to get the dancing shoes on... fuck... still have no shoes
*looks around bar for suitable victims shoes*
*Gets me boogey on with B, wondering why Girls Aloud never sounded so sublime *
time to get the dancing shoes on... fuck... still have no shoes
*looks around bar for suitable victims shoes*
*Gets me boogey on with B, wondering why Girls Aloud never sounded so sublime *
5t3IIa
Registered User
Pickman's model
sunset spires and twilight woods
20 pints of foster's and a couplle of Frankies lurv
fall backward
fall backward
Pickman's model
sunset spires and twilight woods
AKA pseudonym
Well-Known Member
*nicks his shoes*
*Gets back to the dancing on the tables*
I fffuuuccckinggg lovvvess youse alll
*Gets back to the dancing on the tables*
I fffuuuccckinggg lovvvess youse alll
Pickman's model
sunset spires and twilight woods
have this meths cocktail 
Bakunin
I am Noodle's bitch.
AKA pseudonym
Well-Known Member
feckin hell...
reckon no work tommorow...
anybody got change for the juke box..
them meth cocktails are so moreish.....
reckon no work tommorow...
anybody got change for the juke box..
them meth cocktails are so moreish.....
Bakunin
I am Noodle's bitch.
*Goes into till and raids petty cash, in the absence of any proper bar staff*
*Forks over a large bag of pound coins*
*Puts on The Mighty Mighty Bosstones' 'The Impression That I get' a dozen times*
*Starts skanking away like a mad bastard Jim Beam and Jagermeister cocktail in hand*
