The Atire of Tossers.

[N_igma]

Haha you'se are all smelly stupid english wankers. Wouldn't know the craic if it came up and rid yer ma's crack. Twat heads.

 

[bluestreak]

Piss off you bog-trotting fucktard!

 

[lunatrick]

all the twats around by me who look like party boy Corey

neopolitan coloured nike airs and crazy eighties haircuts.....I was there the first time around it was shit then. Howard jones look alikes....who probably think bruce hornsby and the range are cool but not even in an 'ironic' way.....

I blame patrick bateman for bland passages on the eighties somehow making it something cool to like...although hang on a minute these people would have never read a book - 'I know someboy who read one once it was totally cool'......why read when I can be a hairdresser and drive a bmw by charging a fortune for creating what looks like an abortion on somebodies head.

sentences punctuated with 'like' before everything.....cunts!

I used to hate deck shoes but have to admit I'm coming around to them..............but polo necks - definately out....reminds me of cheap itchey material from the 70's when I was a kid.....eurggh.

Flares - I'm sorry but no. never.bloody.ever.

manbags.wrong.

mens pointy shoes in the office.no.

designer ripped jeans - you total mug...

 

[cesare]

Piss off you bog-trotting fucktard!

International incident ahoy

Good job he's from the North innit

 

[cesare]

lunatrick, what do you think to a nice pair of chinos?

 

[lunatrick]

lunatrick, what do you think to a nice pair of chinos?

hmm I think you really have to fight these things.....one day chinos the next jumper over your shoulders in nice pastels.......

hmm chinos....no. banned.

what's your chino tolerance?

 

[cesare]

hmm I think you really have to fight these things.....one day chinos the next jumper over your shoulders in nice pastels.......

hmm chinos....no. banned.

what's your chino tolerance?

Tbh I think a nice pair of M&S slacks (navy) are sadly under-rated

 

[lunatrick]

Tbh I think a nice pair of M&S slacks (navy) are sadly under-rated

general rule of thumb - get your pants from M&S not your trousers....

 

[cesare]

general rule of thumb - get your pants from M&S not your trousers....

You said pants

They've got a good line in blazers too. Very fetching imo.

 

[the button]

They've got a good line in blazers too. Very fetching imo.

Shiny buttons.

 

[cesare]

Shiny buttons.

That's them!

I think Firky took one look at your blazer & slacks and decided he needed to emulate the man-about-town* look






*economical and stylish thanks to Lewisham market.

 

[lunatrick]

*economical and stylish thanks to Lewisham market.

the mind boggles - sounds like the kind if dodgy clothes old asian guys wear?

 

[gentlegreen]

They've got a good line in blazers too. Very fetching imo.

I will most likely be paying a visit to St. Ives later in the year while I'm in that neck of the woods so am wondering if I should get myself a blazer with an anchor motif, a yacht club tie and a fisherman's cap - just to experience middle-age the M&S way for one day before returning to my debauched dotage.

alternatively :-

 

[cesare]

the mind boggles - sounds like the kind if dodgy clothes old asian guys wear?

Sunday best in the valleys mun

 

[cesare]

gentlegreen - I think you're onto a winner there with the anchor motif

 

[lunatrick]

Sunday best in the valleys mun

sorry I'm not from the provinces but the capital!

 

[cesare]

sorry I'm not from the provinces but the capital!

You have a Newport look about you imo

 

[the button]

You have a Newport look about you imo

 

[lunatrick]

You have a Newport look about you imo

hmm expert eh? and what would that look like?

 

[cesare]

hmm expert eh? and what would that look like?

See button's post

 

[lunatrick]

hmm safe.

but no sorry....

 

[lunatrick]

See button's post

yeah did just after hitting 'post'....

you peeps ever been to the port?

 

[cesare]

hmm safe.

but no sorry....

Whitchurch

 

[cesare]

you peeps ever been to the port?

I think I did once by accident.

 

[lunatrick]

Whitchurch

what you? Roath me....

 

[cesare]

what you? Roath me....

Oh behave! That's just down the road

 

[cesare]

Kinell

Sandwiched between Whitchurch Road and Newport Road

(((lunatrick)))

 

[lunatrick]

Oh behave! That's just down the road

welll yeah but not exactly the same place...../pendant/...anyway roaths way cooler....

 

[cesare]

welll yeah but not exactly the same place...../pendant/...anyway roaths way cooler....

Haha I guessed

 

[lunatrick]

Haha I guessed

what by the name?