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The Apprentice
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wednesday 28th march.... tonight BBC1
wednesday 28th march.... tonight BBC1
The Apprentice 2007 kicks off. http://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/
Sir Alan Sugar on the beeb this morning telling us we can expect brighter candidates this series.
I have not heard or seen any of the candidates but looking at the pics I just feel it in my bones that this one will be hard work.
JadeneJohnson
wednesday 28th march.... tonight BBC1
The Apprentice 2007 kicks off. http://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/
Sir Alan Sugar on the beeb this morning telling us we can expect brighter candidates this series.
I have not heard or seen any of the candidates but looking at the pics I just feel it in my bones that this one will be hard work.
JadeneJohnson
oh god that cat calendar thing was fantastic! 
Read something in the papers that the lady above ^^^ was sectioned a few years ago through something triggered by her job, and there's been a bit of hoo-har that she's not mentally stable enough to particpate something
. Probably a storm-in-a-teacup pre-publicity stunt.
Just found out that Naomi (posh blonde one) is quite well known to one of my friends and apparantly is a biiii-atch
He's hoping she goes far so he can dish the dirt to the red tops 
Read something in the papers that the lady above ^^^ was sectioned a few years ago through something triggered by her job, and there's been a bit of hoo-har that she's not mentally stable enough to particpate something
. Probably a storm-in-a-teacup pre-publicity stunt.Just found out that Naomi (posh blonde one) is quite well known to one of my friends and apparantly is a biiii-atch
He's hoping she goes far so he can dish the dirt to the red tops bouncer_the_dog
Well-Known Member
he just said 'target that down to 700' wtf
the people on this are soo awful!
the people on this are soo awful!
Sweaty Betty
Hemo rising!
ddraig said:forgot how cringey it is, still funny as fuck
And you have a go at me for liking american idol
And you like americas next top model.....
i dont watch telly much, but i will watch the apprentice, as i watched x-factor.
for sheer cringeworthyness and 'i am so glad i dont have to do that' tis well good
for sheer cringeworthyness and 'i am so glad i dont have to do that' tis well good
Chairman Meow
Perth, WA
Looks like its going to be a top series! WTF was the singing all about? And the 'Eclipse experience' - its a cup of coffee FFS - its not like they needed to build a brand for one day of sales! Classic stuff, can't wait for next week to see the doggy episode. Can we hope for another episode to match the Great Ormonde street cat calender debacle? What was it that mad woman said about 'there are 6 million cat owners on the Uk - do you *know* how many of them live in London?'
Classic stuff, can't wait for next week to see the doggy episode. Can we hope for another episode to match the Great Ormonde street cat calender debacle? What was it that mad woman said about 'there are 6 million cat owners on the Uk - do you *know* how many of them live in London?'Andy should not have been fired.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/candidate/id/17/type/contestant.html
A nice guy with his heart in the right place.
Tre Azam, what a trumped up little prick. He will not last.
Like I said before Jadine Johnson is hard work.
Gerri Blackwood could be the new BADGER.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/candidate/id/17/type/contestant.html
A nice guy with his heart in the right place.
Tre Azam, what a trumped up little prick. He will not last.
Like I said before Jadine Johnson is hard work.
Gerri Blackwood could be the new BADGER.
Not as good as last series so far. I got the feeling the name of the blokes team thing was a set up along with a few other bits.
All this "last years apprentices were crap" stuff is just hype. With the Syed/Michelle romance, her leaving the job and badger getting taken on despite coming second the beeb need to say something to pretend the show has some credibility.
So they get a bankrupt waiter, a physicist and your token used car salesmen and pretty blondes. Don't make me laugh. They were all crap from what I saw so far.
Course I'll still be hopelessly addicted for the duration of the series.
All this "last years apprentices were crap" stuff is just hype. With the Syed/Michelle romance, her leaving the job and badger getting taken on despite coming second the beeb need to say something to pretend the show has some credibility.
So they get a bankrupt waiter, a physicist and your token used car salesmen and pretty blondes. Don't make me laugh. They were all crap from what I saw so far.
Course I'll still be hopelessly addicted for the duration of the series.
tommers
Currently in investor / advisor mode.
heh. that was great. the bit where andy said "come on! we're going to work till we bleed and we're going to kick those girls arses!" and then, on joining the women's team, "this is the best thing that could ever have happened!".
what a cock.
and statto ordering 200 litres of milk cos a) they'd be able to work the machines that well and b) EVERYTHING ALWAYS WORKS AT FULL CAPACITY ALL THE TIME.
and that birthday song!
welcome back apprentice. you continue to put people with no sense of irony or embarrassment in front of me to laugh at.
and for that I love you.
what a cock.
and statto ordering 200 litres of milk cos a) they'd be able to work the machines that well and b) EVERYTHING ALWAYS WORKS AT FULL CAPACITY ALL THE TIME.
and that birthday song!
welcome back apprentice. you continue to put people with no sense of irony or embarrassment in front of me to laugh at.
and for that I love you.
Chairman Meow said:Looks like its going to be a top series! WTF was the singing all about? And the 'Eclipse experience' - its a cup of coffee FFS - its not like they needed to build a brand for one day of sales!
I know...!
This is what I love so much - basically they're all completely useless, no ability to make decent decisions or think through a problem. Just all bluster and misplaced self-belief.
Classic stuff, can't wait for next week to see the doggy episode.
Dogs are hilarious. The Apprentice is hilarious. I'm VERY excited about next week.
It's wonderfull to see the pumped up projections of oneself on the other candidates. I am fantastic and you had better believe it!!
Real confidence comes with maturity. when you have experienced something you can tell someone else, ''I have been there''.
At 25 to 35 it's a learning ground yet to be discovered.
Real confidence comes with maturity. when you have experienced something you can tell someone else, ''I have been there''.
At 25 to 35 it's a learning ground yet to be discovered.
Ah, my favourite bit I've just remembered...
When Geri said 'we sold eleven cups of coffee' and Nick deadpanned back 'well done'. ouch!
Nick and Margaret totally rock - bucket loads of business sense and cool as cucumbers, they make the rest of them look like toddlers having a hissyfit.
When Geri said 'we sold eleven cups of coffee' and Nick deadpanned back 'well done'. ouch!
Nick and Margaret totally rock - bucket loads of business sense and cool as cucumbers, they make the rest of them look like toddlers having a hissyfit.
Space Girl
twp
this is going to be a great series and the bitching and fighting is going to be better than ever
Kristina Grimes to win so far, just because she looks like my sister
Kristina Grimes to win so far, just because she looks like my sister
Juice Terry
rama lama fa fa fa
The 16 most promising young business people in the UK.....
It is just a comedy now isn't it. Dead funny though.
I love it when the one fired begs for another chance, cos Sugar's really going to change his mind, how is it possible to have so little self respect?
It is just a comedy now isn't it. Dead funny though.
I love it when the one fired begs for another chance, cos Sugar's really going to change his mind
, how is it possible to have so little self respect?Juice Terry said:The 16 most promising young business people in the UK.....
Why do people keep saying that...? They aren't... They're just 16 people who are likely to make good tv... Would you seriously expect some career car-salesman to be a good manager...?
Great idea to update the Christians in the Lions-den for the 21st Century...
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