The Apprentice Series 4

[Groucho]

They are still alive and that is a good price. Could buy several and release them into the sea.

 

[Belushi]

thats not cod

 

[snackhead]

and that's not turbot

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

Where the fuck do they find these people?

 

[Groucho]

Hacked to bits mushed fish. So mushed is it after that hacking you can't tell if it's Monkfish or Turbot.

 

[trashpony]

I cannot believe these people are even the same species as me. It's fucking depressing. What a bunch of fools!

 

[snackhead]

I'm pissing myself already just thinking about Sir Alan's feedback

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

"Look at the breast on that"

It's a fucking fish you tool.

 

[Belushi]

wtf are they in a solicitors office trying to sell fish

 

[aqua]

why would you sell fish in an office?

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

You mean you haven't ever fancied buying a box of fresh fish whilst at work?

 

[Belushi]

the solicitors have pwned them

 

[snackhead]

£50 Lol

 

[aqua]

I can't say its the first thing i think about when I'm sat at my desk no

 

[Groucho]

the solicitors have pwned them

Yes, they smelt the fear, saw the desperation in their eyes. Cunts.

 

[Groucho]

You mean you haven't ever fancied buying a box of fresh fish whilst at work?

yes, actually.

 

[Belushi]

Now for the fun part

 

[Superdupastupor]

actually undersell yourself. my what a fun way to spend a day buy 600squidsworth of seafood
and sell it for 550. must try that someday.

tossers/

but i'll watch every episode

 

[Belushi]

I think Alex wasnt a decent team leader, the posh boys seem pissed off.

 

[Groucho]

I think Alex wasnt a decent team leader, the posh boys seem pissed off.

What's wrong with pissing posh boys off?

 

[Belushi]

The Lobsters have cost them dear

 

[Gerry1time]

It is interesting in a way though, that you can spot who's gonna win each week from the dynamics of the team and how they get on.

Should apply that to my own working life someday, or something.

 

[Groucho]

The Lobsters have cost them dear

Revenge of the lobsters

 

[Belushi]

What's wrong with pissing posh boys off?

I think its a good thing. If I ever met that Raef in real life I'd end up giving him a knuckle sandwich.

 

[snackhead]

That wasn't funny, I've pissed myself for nothing

 

[Gromit]

£4.90 for a lobster?

I'd have taken the lot and sold them to a fish monger up the road.

 

[Gromit]

The Lobsters have cost them dear

They are feeling the pinch because of them pesky lobsters.

No wonder they all got a bit snappy.

 

[Belushi]

Jeez, that black girl is pretty.

 

[Belushi]

Ooh, Margaret doesnt like Raef, hopefully he'll get the boot.

 

[Groucho]

Jeez, that black girl is pretty.

She smiles a lot too and seems reasonably normal comparatively.