the 25,000 post thread

Discussion in 'Wales/Cymru' started by nwnm, Jul 4, 2006.

  1. munkeeunit

    munkeeunit sumptuous lushness

    Jus think how dangerous a cheese and brocolli pasty could be, in the wrong hands, in the world of letter speak :eek:
     
  2. Strumpet

    Strumpet gypsy girl

    F. N. L!! :eek:
     
  3. fizzerbird

    fizzerbird Always there when I need me...

  4. fizzerbird

    fizzerbird Always there when I need me...

    yadda yadda yadda
     
  5. Strumpet

    Strumpet gypsy girl

    *pounces on fizzer and hugs her!*

    Drunkenladdddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :p
     
  6. fizzerbird

    fizzerbird Always there when I need me...

    ooooooh chars dahlink!

    Just got a text from bomscare and wrote one back...he knows im bollxed again for some reason??? lol
     
  7. Strumpet

    Strumpet gypsy girl

    Blimey! he iz teh clevah...I'd never have worked that out! :D
     
  8. fizzerbird

    fizzerbird Always there when I need me...


    O know! he must be pshychcycic!
     
  9. Strumpet

    Strumpet gypsy girl

    :D


    That sentence made my eyes jiggle up n down. :(
     
  10. fizzerbird

    fizzerbird Always there when I need me...

    hno! soz hon!

    I didnt mean to give ya the jiggles
     
  11. Strumpet

    Strumpet gypsy girl

    S ok am kinda stoned so the jiggles made me giggle...alot. :D
     
  12. fizzerbird

    fizzerbird Always there when I need me...

  13. munkeeunit

    munkeeunit sumptuous lushness


    me too :confused:

    Was it this word which did it?


    pshychcycic!


    Makes my eyes jiggle up n down everytime i look at it.


    How very, very odd.

    I'm not sure if it's :cool: or not, and can't find a smiley to indicate what that fizzerbird word does to my eyes and brain.

    sort of inbetween a smiley and confused face.

    :confused: :)


    *scarpers*
     
  14. Strumpet

    Strumpet gypsy girl

    Lol yes! It was that word and now....my eyes are jiggly again.

    *chases munkee with an apple turnover*:mad: :p
     
  15. munkeeunit

    munkeeunit sumptuous lushness


    Apple turnovers! yum :cool:

    You must be...


    pshychcycic! :p :p


    *jumps up a tree and makes munkee laughing noises*
     
  16. Strumpet

    Strumpet gypsy girl

    *throws some at the munkee but misses cos eyes are all jiggly* :( :p
     
  17. munkeeunit

    munkeeunit sumptuous lushness

    My suspicion is that the word...

    pshychcycic!

    Is a new kind of letter speak warfare from the world of letterspeak :eek:

    Those bastards are getting cleverer, but they do still make exceedingly good M.N.X :)
     
  18. Strumpet

    Strumpet gypsy girl

    Lol :D

    Omg...Bristol have sent the lovely fizzer to distract us and make us jiggly eyed while they............ermm do something dastardly!! :eek:
     
  19. munkeeunit

    munkeeunit sumptuous lushness

    We're safe enough (pretends not to be sitting here in Bristol), they're 12,000 posts behind so whatever the dastardly jiggly eyed deed being planned, it'll have to be very big, and as for London, even though London's now 5,000 posts ahead it's such a dirty, smelly place I'm not bovvered.

    Face

    Look

    Bovvered?

    My theory is that fizzerbird was unwittingly being used by the letterspeakers and is oblivious to how she was being manipulated by the M.N.X munchers, and therefore perfectly innocent. :cool:
     
  20. Strumpet

    Strumpet gypsy girl

    Lol@bovvered. :D


    Oh yes! Lovely Fizzer is indeed an innocence! :cool:
     
  21. munkeeunit

    munkeeunit sumptuous lushness

    2,450 posts!

    HaHAhAHaHa!

    Nearly 10% of the way there!!!

    WooHoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

    *wanders off for an afternoon bath*
     
  22. munkeeunit

    munkeeunit sumptuous lushness

    munkee is a monkey

    monkey
    monkey
    monkey

    my mum is a monkey

    monkey
    monkey
    monkey

    my dad is a monkey

    monkey
    monkey
    monkey

    my older bro's a monkey

    monkey
    monkey
    monkey

    my younger bro's a monkey

    monkey
    monkey
    monkey

    my bro's girlfriends are monkeys

    monkey
    monkey
    monkey

    my dog is a monkey

    monkey
    monkey
    monkey

    my dogs fleas are monkeys

    monkey
    monkey
    monkey

    the food i eat is monkey

    monkey
    monkey
    monkey

    my garden's full of monkeys

    monkey
    monkey
    monkey

    my loft is full of monkeys

    monkey
    monkey
    monkey

    cupboards full of monkeys

    monkey
    monkey
    monkey

    everyone's a monkey

    monkey
    monkey
    monkey

    everything's a monkey

    monkey
    monkey
    monkey


    *note each chorus should now be sung more and more quitely until its a whisper, and then stops*


    monkey
    monkey
    monkey

    monkey
    monkey
    monkey

    monkey
    monkey
    monkey

    monkey
    monkey
    monkey
     
  23. munkeeunit

    munkeeunit sumptuous lushness

    And that's what i came up with while i was in the bath :D
     
  24. Strumpet

    Strumpet gypsy girl

    *applauds*

    You better copyright that!! Tis a number one for sure :D
     
  25. Jim2k5

    Jim2k5 Probably Pissed

  26. munkeeunit

    munkeeunit sumptuous lushness

    *takes a bow*

    But if I try and copyright it, these people might claim I ripped them off
    http://www.jasoncrystal.com/monkey/little_red_monkey.swf

    but I can't see any similarity myself, apart from it being about monkeys, and their chorus is completely different to mine (that's what I'll claim in court anyway when they try and sue me for royalties).
     
  27. munkeeunit

    munkeeunit sumptuous lushness

    Clearly they're demonstrating they're loyalty to the 25k thread, by nicking things in multiples of 25, better hope the police don't see the connection and drag us all in for questioning. :eek:
     
  28. munkeeunit

    munkeeunit sumptuous lushness

    Well, that's a relief... I've been signed off sicked again until Sept 2009, which means I can think about returning to some kind of part-time work without the DWP jobsworths willfully misinterpreting every move I make, and trying to cut off my benefits. But first I really must shrug of this grotty cold and give up smoking again (for the 10th time this year :mad:).

    This time I threatened the DWP with legal action on 3 counts if they didn't leave me alone.

    1.) on the basis that their intrusion directly conflicts with my right to patient / doctor confidentiality. 2.) That their questions were intentionally designed to misrepresent levels of illness (i.e: either you have *no* problem using your hands, or you *can't* even tie up your shoelaces, leaving no room inbetween for extreme pain and discomfort. 3.) If they called me in for a medical exam, and touched me in anyway, I would treat it as common assault, and call the police. :D

    Number 3 seemed to work a treat, as this time they didn't even call me in for a 'medical examination'. :D
     
  29. ddraig

    ddraig dros ben llestri

    nice one monkey, ave the uncaring viscious little shits :)
     
  30. nwnm

    nwnm total fucking user!

    ah the 25k thread is still here - an oasis of 25kness in a desert of ermmm.... deserty things.
     

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