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Rhubarb. With stem ginger chunks. And vanilla ice cream from the factory round the corner.
 
Straight apple crumble, not apple with blackberry.

Similar, but I suppose it isn't crumble, would be peach cobbler.

Rhubarb wins with pie, though.
 
Johnny Canuck2 said:
Rhubarb wins with pie, though.
Pie?? Good god man, you can't have rhubarb pie! :mad:

Apple and blackberry, then rhubarb, then plain apple. That's the order of all things crumbly. :)
 
Mation said:
Pie?? Good god man, you can't have rhubarb pie! :mad:

Apple and blackberry, then rhubarb, then plain apple. That's the order of all things crumbly. :)

I would have paid you to try and tell that to my grandmother.

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Well it would have to be straight apple however there are conditons:

They must be bramleys (and out of my garden til we took the fucker own with a chinsaw last year but it's sprouting again :cool:)

There must be cinnamon or apple pie spice in between the apple and the crumble itself.

Naturally it must be home made :cool:

It must be served wioth hot home made custard.

Not that I'm fussy.
 
Johnny Canuck2 said:
These are tarts.

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A pie is something you cut into wedges to eat. Like the rhubarb pie pictured above.

Yours was a lattice tart. Pies are covered. Of course you can get big tarts as well as little ones. :rolleyes:
 
It's quite clearly rhubarb. It's a beautiful, elegant fruit, veg, stalk (?) thing....

Actually - what the fuck is it???

It's a stalk isn't it? :confused:
 
Mation said:
Apple and blackberry, then rhubarb, then plain apple. That's the order of all things crumbly. :)

i'm with Mation. Apple & blackberry crumble is the mutts nutts.
 
and i've still got a bundle of last years's blackberries in the freezer :)

maybe i should bung them on ebay
 
rubbershoes said:
and i've still got a bundle of last years's blackberries in the freezer :)

maybe i should bung them on ebay


nah, send 'em to me.

i can take a picture of the yummy crumble to show you.

and you can feel proud. :)
 
Deciding between these three crumbles is like choosing between the sun, moon and stars.

All crumbles are the pinnacle of puddings. Even the subtle pear and almond crumble. Peach crumble is probably the most humble of them all, but I still wouldn't kick it out of bed for crapping on the pillow.
 
Idaho said:
All crumbles are the pinnacle of puddings. Even the subtle pear and almond crumble. Peach crumble is probably the most humble of them all, but I still wouldn't kick it out of bed for crapping on the pillow.

I like the sound of peach crumble and of pear and almond. :)
 
this thread has made me want to make crumble tonight. i've just gone over to the market and bought some cooking apples. :):) yum. :)

now the big question.....

cream, ice-cream or custard?

what say you?
 
foo said:
now the big question.....

cream, ice-cream or custard?

what say you?

Any who claims that there is only one true way is missing the point of crumble.

Custard is the wife of crumble, cream the mistress and ice-cream a wanton doxy.

Yoghurt, with the possible exception of greek yoghurt, is perversion.
 
Idaho said:
Custard is the wife of crumble, cream the mistress and ice-cream a wanton doxy.

Yoghurt, with the possible exception of greek yoghurt, is perversion.

:D excellent!




(although i'm a wanton doxy it has to be said....) :o
 
someone here recommended a pear and apple crumble once. i don't really like pears but mrs shoes is always telling me it's all in the mind.


it was lovely apart from the pears :mad:
 
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