That's it!

[damnhippie]

lady: 'Your son is completely out of control and... Are you wearing a grocery bag?'
Homer: ' I have misplaced my pants.'

 

[Orang Utan]

you'll have to speak up, i'm wearing a towel

 

[jms]

gym? whats a gym? oh, a gyyym!

saxamaphone? oboemaboe?

 

[Agent Sparrow]

Classic Homer quotes ftw

I appreciate your contribution to this thread because that's the way I interpreted the thread title too. We obviously pass the culture test.

I blatantly don't pass the culture test for Hermes though, because that automatically makes me think of Futurama before the Greek god.

 

[Awesome Wells]

Surely that's Ralph?

As I said he has the better quotes. Ralph Wiggum is a modern day social genius.

 

[damnhippie]

I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?"

i love this one.

this will most likely provoke forehead slapping from more knowledgeable folk but is it a parody of something, or original?

 

[PacificOcean]

Surely Ralph quotes are the best: Ralph Wiggum is the greatest character on TV.

"I'm learding Super Nintendo Charmers"

"My daddy lets me play with his gun if I don't wet myself in public"

 

[The Octagon]

"Homer, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history,
From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree, aaaargh!"

 

[grit]

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

 

[The Octagon]

Marge: "The plant called and said if you don't come in on Friday, don't bother coming in on Monday."

Homer: "WooHoo! Four day weekend!"

 

[The Octagon]

"Marge, it takes two to lie -- one to lie and one to listen."

 

[The Octagon]

"You don't understand, Marge. I'm the one out there everyday putting his ass on the line and I'm not out of order, you're out of order! The whole freakin' system's out of order! You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! 'Cause when you put your hand into a pile of goo that used to be your best friend's face, you'll know what to do! Forget it, Marge! It's Chinatown!"

 

[The Octagon]

"When I first heard that Marge was joining the police academy, I thought it would be fun and zany, like that movie -- spaceballs. But instead it was dark and disturbing. Like that movie -- Police Academy."

 

[Santino]

Let us break the surly bonds of gravity and punch the face of God.

 

[damnhippie]

"Honey, if the bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that women should stick to women's sports, like mud wrestling and foxy boxing and such."

 

[Yetman]

To the Queen (I think?!)

'If she were a hundred years younger..............and I were a hundred years older! Grrr'