Ahhh... thank you!Wookey said:Column....![]()
Even if the shop is fully of reactionary bigots?Wookey said:Nah, I'm not really interested in journalism, it's was only ever a means to an end. It's not like a career or anything.
I'd rather sell snowglobes and lollypops in a nice little shop.![]()
chymaera said:An island is a bit of land surrounded by water, inhabited by drunks.![]()

Snorkelboy said:Wookey
I'm from Guernsey, which is bigger and more cosmopolitan than Alderney (about 65000 people as opposed to 2500).
And I would call Guernsey small, narrow minded, reactionary, corrupt and bigoted.
And I have to say - at least Guernsey is beautiful, whereas Alderney is very bleak.
House prices in Guernsey are averaging 340000 ish I think now - I couldn't afford to move back even if I wanted to - I don't know if Alderney is as bad?
I wouldn't recommend it all - think you have made the right decision.

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I'd probably be Alderney's first gay community....!
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Snorkelboy said:Wookey
I'm from Guernsey, which is bigger and more cosmopolitan than Alderney (about 65000 people as opposed to 2500).
And I would call Guernsey small, narrow minded, reactionary, corrupt and bigoted.
And I have to say - at least Guernsey is beautiful, whereas Alderney is very bleak.
House prices in Guernsey are averaging 340000 ish I think now - I couldn't afford to move back even if I wanted to - I don't know if Alderney is as bad?
I wouldn't recommend it all - think you have made the right decision.
Gee said:lived in Guernsey for a while also.
Wookey said:The main problem would be renting a place to live - the rental market is probably hugely inflated because of the tourists on short-lets....my other half is a landscape artist so I'm sure he could sell stuff to the tourists, but having a decent place to live might be very difficult....
I was only saying last night that I want to move out of the country, go somewhere with a proper sense of community...
Wookey said:Nice idea, while it lasted. No point torturing myself with goons, though, I'm looking for peace, not a scrap.![]()
Anyone know of any gay-friendly little islands with vacancies for writers, lemme know.![]()

Yossarian said:I've heard Guernsey's so crap it's unbelievable. Definitely not somewhere you'd want to get stuck for a couple of months...
geminisnake said:How much did you like it up north Wookey?? Iirc one of the papers up there is needing someone, but I think you would need to drive. Tis pretty rural and little/no public transport.
I could look for the ad if you like?
chainsaw cat said:Couldn't you just rob kill and dismember tourists? If Bergerac is owt to go by, the local plod are too busy sorting out their own family issues to get involved in anything else.
And you are never more than 3 miles from the sea, ideal for disposing of body parts.
Plus, you could write it all up as a novel.
I commend to you, earnestly, these suggestions.

Johnny Canuck2 said:What you're actually looking for, is one of our islands, like Salt Spring. None of this island xenophobia there...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saltspring_Island

Wookey said:It actually looks lovely there!! And I could learn Canadadian no troubles! But do we have any residential rights as former colonial powers, or would I have to jump backwards through flaming hoops like you do to gain entry to the America?
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Johnny Canuck2 said:Plus, you know somebody here: me.

Maurice Picarda said:Alderney? They'd probably find your prose style too Sarky.

madzone said:Wasn't Mr Pye (pie?) from Sark?