Tell me I'm brilliant and psyche me up to ask for a payrise and the return of my...
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No, pump on, good man, pump on!
cesare
shady's dreams ♥
Good training for em innit.
newme
Giant in Pastyland now
Ok, yeah, I have to admit, I am pretty excellent. I went in like a big dog, this one, in fact:
Literally, that is what I turned up for work wearing this morning...
So, I went in and cunningly firstly exploited my recent emotional trauma for maximum sympathies before BOOM!!!! hitting them with the sucker punch payrise request, which seems to have gone over pretty well, as has my request for the 2grand back and I reckon I'll probably get sorted out the equivalent cost of the course I was on, which I'd be very happy with. Turns out I was the ONLY person in the office to make their targets last year. I am the duuuuuuuuurrrrrggggggg, the biiiiiiiiiiiiig baaaaaaad duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrggggggg.
Well done
Nice to see people getting something more out of employers.
kabbes
First intersubjective, then internalised
Right, well, you should recognise that only YOU have the particular qualities that make YOU what YOU are and they NEED these qualities. They WANT these qualities. These qualities could go to another firm and your firm would have to try to REPLACE your qualities which, aside from the fact that it wouldn't be possible, would be damned EXPENSIVE.
It's a two-way street, it's a conversation, it's a compromise, but it's not about you lying over the table and taking an ass-fucking, yeah like you like it baby. You don't need to be the highest paid lawyer in the court, but they shouldn't be able to get you for the same price that they could get some no-hoper.
Look into what you can get elsewhere, be aware of it and have conversations with that in mind. If you are getting paid more than that already then accept that. But if you know what you are getting ain't all that then make sure that they know that you know that they know that you know that.
Yeah, go get those suckers.
It's a two-way street, it's a conversation, it's a compromise, but it's not about you lying over the table and taking an ass-fucking, yeah like you like it baby. You don't need to be the highest paid lawyer in the court, but they shouldn't be able to get you for the same price that they could get some no-hoper.
Look into what you can get elsewhere, be aware of it and have conversations with that in mind. If you are getting paid more than that already then accept that. But if you know what you are getting ain't all that then make sure that they know that you know that they know that you know that.
Yeah, go get those suckers.
ShiftyBagLady
Thinks she is a flower to be looked at
Nope, that would be an entirely reasonable reaction.
Good for you
Good for you
kabbes
First intersubjective, then internalised
If you're on your way to Essex, this kind of thing is considered de rigeur.
Not any more...developments aplenty. We'll have to meet up soon as I get paid in full.
Can we declare this National Me day? We'll make more of a celebration of it/me next year on this date, but for now just a few impromptu fireworks and maybe a rendition of "whatta man" by salt n pepa by all of urban on one stage, all holding hands?
Cellllllllllllllllllllebrate Sadken, COME ON!! It's a Sadken celebration!
There's a party going on right here
Cos Sadken's awesome
And has been for effing years
So bring your good times
and your laughter too
Cos we're gonna celebrate the world's number one jew
It's time to live together
It's up to you
But heeeeeee's so clever
Everyone around the world
COME ON!
Celebrate mothereffing Sadken!
There's a party going on right here
Cos Sadken's awesome
And has been for effing years
So bring your good times
and your laughter too
Cos we're gonna celebrate the world's number one jew
It's time to live together
It's up to you
But heeeeeee's so clever
Everyone around the world
COME ON!
Celebrate mothereffing Sadken!
kabbes
First intersubjective, then internalised
Kyle Broflovski?
Let's talk about mefor now to the people at home or in the crowd
I keeps coming up anyhow
Don't decoy, avoid, or make void the topic
Cuz that ain't gonna stop it
Now we talk about me on the radio and video shows
Many will know anything goes
Let's tell it how it is, and how it could be
How I am, and of course, how I should be
Those who think I'm dirty have a choice
Pick up the needle, press pause, or turn the radio off
Will that stop me, Pip? I doubt it
All right then, come on, Kabbes
I keeps coming up anyhow
Don't decoy, avoid, or make void the topic
Cuz that ain't gonna stop it
Now we talk about me on the radio and video shows
Many will know anything goes
Let's tell it how it is, and how it could be
How I am, and of course, how I should be
Those who think I'm dirty have a choice
Pick up the needle, press pause, or turn the radio off
Will that stop me, Pip? I doubt it
All right then, come on, Kabbes
kabbes
First intersubjective, then internalised
I want to remake Being John Malkovic as Being Sadken and then enter your head and see a whole room of people all with sadken heads on, especially the women and the babies, but for different reasons. And they all just say "sadken sadken sadken".
And when I say "enter your head", I totally mean that in the way that it sounds.
And when I say "enter your head", I totally mean that in the way that it sounds.
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