Teeny Weeny Miniscule Potter Spolier Anyone? [CONTAINS ACTUAL SPOILERS]

[Orang Utan]

my mate was the one who travelled round London's tube network writing 'Kyser's the cripple' on all the Usual Suspects posters

Is he the same bloke who wrote 'it's about cunts' on the posters for The Vagina Monologues?


Remember Dennis Pennis outside the The Mousetrap with a megaphone? 'The policeman did it!'

 

[i_hate_beckham]

Whoops should have quoted you saying about telling 12 year olds in the steet what happens.

 

[tommers]

Print t-shirt with aforementioned spoiler.
Stand around in book shops wearing the t-shirt on Saturday

make kids cry.

big man.

 

[selamlar]

Now, thats wierd. Either what I have got hold of is not the Deathly Hallows, or all those spoilers are wrongo. Disinformation, anyone?

 

[bouncer_the_dog]

Now, thats wierd. Either what I have got hold of is not the Deathly Hallows, or all those spoilers are wrongo. Disinformation, anyone?

Salvation.

I believe you.

<leaves urban until after I've read the book>

 

[i_hate_beckham]

make kids cry.

big man.

Fun Nazi!

 

[bluestreak]

why take pleasure in spoiling some kid's read FFS.

 

[Orang Utan]

why take pleasure in spoiling some kid's read FFS.

Just adults!

 

[Buddy Bradley]

this is the pricing for a plane

http://www.skyads.uk.net/links.htm

it's almost worth it.

That would so get you on the front page of all the papers, guaranteed. Might even take the England's Most Hated title too...

 

[5t3IIa]

<brusheshandsinsatisfaction>

wot a cunt

 

[bluestreak]

Just adults!

fair enough. but only ones harder than you, or else it counts as bullying.

 

[Belushi]

why take pleasure in spoiling some kid's read FFS.

I hate to break this to you bluey but we're not really planning to charter a plane

 

[Orang Utan]

I hate to break this to you bluey but we're not really planning to charter a plane

We're not? But I just called them up! (they wouldn't do it anyway, they said it was unkind)

 

[May Kasahara]

I'm disappointed she didn't kill off Harry, left it open for more books and films I guess.

I was hoping that Harry would end up killing himself, weighed down by the depressing legacy of his tragic family past and the burden of constantly having to stand alone against a powerful adult.

 

[i_hate_beckham]

Right it's now my tagline on facebook and myspace. Let the hating begin.

After less than an hour i lost my bottle (in case i lost friends) and took it down.

 

[Flavour]

I managed to not know the twist/secret of 'Usual Suspects' until I watched it when it was on TV. I like twists and suspense. Pity I can't 'un-see' the tagline. I hate it when you watch film review shows and they tell you the twist, I regard it as the hieght of cuntish-ness.

that's funny, cos i regard the heigh of cuntishness as murdering people

still, different strokes

 

[Iam]

I think, from now on, everytime someone posts one of those "I'm going to see x film" threads, I'm going to post the ending.

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

I've got a Harry Potter spoiler. It's a fucking kids book - grow up and read something else

I have no intention of growing up.

"Growing up leads to growing old. Growing old leads to dying. And dying to me doesn't sound like all that much fun. "

 

[kyser_soze]

http://www.zendurl.com/h/hallows/

This link condenses all the spoilers into a handful of paragraphs. It will COMPLETELY RUIN the book for you, so consider yourself warned.

Excellent, saved me £15 and about 5 hrs of my time.

So Harry saves the world but he's still a virgin? No hot No 69 on the menu action with Cho then?

Fuck me, at least Rowling could let him get laid...

 

[jæd]

Excellent, saved me £15 and about 5 hrs of my time.

So Harry saves the world but he's still a virgin? No hot No 69 on the menu action with Cho then?

Fuck me, at least Rowling could let him get laid...

I was hoping the one that gets killed would have some hot gay sex with Harry. But then again, he's xyz, so probably a bit sick...

 

[jæd]

Spoilers for the rest of the book are at :

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/2985582.stm#stone

 

[Vintage Paw]

Now, do you think I'll get the sack if I work my way through the line tomorrow night telling all the little children queuing to buy Potter what happens?



I love spoilers.

I hate Potter.

I hate where I work more.

Ha - the fun I could have.

 

[Crispy]

dunno, but that'd be cruel

 

[treefrog]

I don't think I can keep myself from telling my students (and coworkers) tomorrow.

D'you think it's a sackable offence?

 

[rollinder]

*starts singing*
I spoiled the Potter and you know it's a sackable offence

 

[treefrog]

I behaved myself

 

[mrs quoad]

http://www.zendurl.com/h/hallows/

This link condenses all the spoilers into a handful of paragraphs. It will COMPLETELY RUIN the book for you, so consider yourself warned.

I are teh think about it.

I hate to think that I might ruin another portion of my life reading another fucking potter book. Because I will. Inevitably. If I don't ruin it for myself first.

I aren't never going to be lyin on my deffbed thinking 'god, I wish I'd read more J.K.Rowling. God, god, god, why oh why didn't I read that last Potter book?'

Blench.

 

[mrs quoad]

http://www.zendurl.com/h/hallows/

This link condenses all the spoilers into a handful of paragraphs. It will COMPLETELY RUIN the book for you, so consider yourself warned.

Read it.

Sounds shit.

Am laughing.

Mrs quoad's indecision lasted approx. 3.5 minutes.

Ha.

 

[frogwoman]

i just read the spoilers ...

Im gonna try and forget that I saw them now.

 

[Guineveretoo]

Which spoilers are right? The ones on wikipedia, or the ones on zendurl? They are different, I believe!

Not that I care, never having read a Potter book.