Teeny Weeny Miniscule Potter Spolier Anyone? [CONTAINS ACTUAL SPOILERS]

[Flavour]

belushi and dub changed their tags quickly.

should i> perhaps not. maybe crispy can change my tag like the overlord he really is

 

[Dubversion]

belushi and dub changed their tags quickly.

somehow i discovered some vague sense of compassion and humanity i thought long dead

i was disappointed in myself

 

[Flavour]

yer me too mate

 

[perplexis]

http://www.zendurl.com/h/hallows/

This link condenses all the spoilers into a handful of paragraphs. It will COMPLETELY RUIN the book for you, so consider yourself warned.

FUCKING AWESOME
I am going to DESTROY two of my colleagues lives by leaving this strategically on the table in our kitchen.
Thanks!
:^evil evil grin^:

 

[Dubversion]

so how long do we think a thread with aforementioned title would last?

any takers?

 

[Belushi]

somehow i discovered some vague sense of compassion and humanity i thought long dead

i was disappointed in myself

I just dont want to be respobnsible for any adults crying because we gave away the end of a kids book.

 

[Dubversion]

I just dont want to be respobnsible for any adults crying because we gave away the end of a kids book.

since you put it like that, i might change it back

 

[perplexis]

this is the pricing for a plane

http://www.skyads.uk.net/links.htm

it's almost worth it.

ha ha!
That would be absolutely beautiful
How about a team of skywriters. Floodlit.
Over the queue outside the Natural History Museum on Friday evening?

 

[Orang Utan]

since you put it like that, i might change it back

How about mine? It's not tooo obvious

 

[5t3IIa]

How about mine? It's not tooo obvious

Fnarf

 

[bouncer_the_dog]

Must say I am pretty dissapointed, I accidentally read Flavours tag line on another thread. I was quite looking forward to reading the book despite its craposity. Somewhat ruined now.

 

[May Kasahara]

I done it on Facebook already

You're on Facebook? Hurry up and add me then, there's too many [your name]s to bother searching through

 

[May Kasahara]

Must say I am pretty dissapointed, I accidentally read Flavours tag line on another thread. I was quite looking forward to reading the book despite its craposity. Somewhat ruined now.

See, I'm really glad. Despite not wanting to read the book, I would have had a faint lingering curiousity about what happened. This way, all my itches are scratched and Rowling gets none of my money.

 

[Orang Utan]

You're on Facebook? Hurry up and add me then, there's too many [your name]s to bother searching through

OK, but I'll say we're ex-lovers and that it ended badly - that's what I do with everyone, men included






actually I only do it to the blokes - it would be creepy to do so with the ladies

 

[Flavour]

See, I'm really glad. Despite not wanting to read the book, I would have had a faint lingering curiousity about what happened. This way, all my itches are scratched and Rowling gets none of my money.

aww fanks may every other cunt reckons im a cunt now but crispy changed me tag like the bastard overlord demon krishna avatar from the seventeenth dimension that he really is.

You just watch out crispy demon! One day I will return with my mate Jesus of Nazareth (Limited Samurai Hybrid edition) and we are going to get absolutely nippo-biblical on your face

sorry, to all who were pissed off by my spoilage. really

 

[Dubversion]

sorry, to all who were pissed off by my spoilage. really

i've genuinely upset a friend.

Although I'm the one who's really upset here - i have to live with knowing he's a Potter fan

 

[i_hate_beckham]

I've got a Harry Potter spoiler. It's a fucking kids book - grow up and read something else

I concur!

 

[tommers]

i've genuinely upset a friend.

Although I'm the one who's really upset here - i have to live with knowing he's a Potter fan

tolerance is a virtue.

did you not learn that at school?

 

[Dubversion]

tolerance is a virtue.

did you not learn that at school?

Yeh, i also learned to distinguish between good books and poorly written, simplistic, cliche ridden toss.

 

[Reno]

See, I'm really glad. Despite not wanting to read the book, I would have had a faint lingering curiousity about what happened. This way, all my itches are scratched and Rowling gets none of my money.

Same here.

 

[i_hate_beckham]

Right it's now my tagline on facebook and myspace. Let the hating begin.

 

[bouncer_the_dog]

sorry, to all who were pissed off by my spoilage. really

I managed to not know the twist/secret of 'Usual Suspects' until I watched it when it was on TV. I like twists and suspense. Pity I can't 'un-see' the tagline. I hate it when you watch film review shows and they tell you the twist, I regard it as the hieght of cuntish-ness.

 

[Dubversion]

my mate was the one who travelled round London's tube network writing 'Kyser's the cripple' on all the Usual Suspects posters

 

[Crispy]

I managed to not know the twist/secret of 'Usual Suspects' until I watched it when it was on TV. I like twists and suspense. Pity I can't 'un-see' the tagline. I hate it when you watch film review shows and they tell you the twist, I regard it as the hieght of cuntish-ness.

Oh but it wouldn't matter anyway, because Usual Suspects is a film I don't like, so it's ok to tell people the twist.

 

[bouncer_the_dog]

Yeh, i also learned to distinguish between good books and poorly written, simplistic, cliche ridden toss.

So if you saw a 12 year old kid gleefully clutching a new HP book would you tell them the twist, becuase you don't like the book?

 

[bouncer_the_dog]

my mate was the one who travelled round London's tube network writing 'Kyser's the cripple' on all the Usual Suspects posters

Your mate is a cunt.

 

[i_hate_beckham]

I doubt Dub's friends who read the books aimed at children aged 9-11 will be 12 years old.

 

[bouncer_the_dog]

I doubt Dub's friends who read the books aimed at children aged 9-11 will be 12 years old.

 

[sleaterkinney]

I'm disappointed she didn't kill off Harry, left it open for more books and films I guess.

 

[Lazy Llama]

Print t-shirt with aforementioned spoiler.
Stand around in book shops wearing the t-shirt on Saturday