#teamdaniandjack

It's got to be, really, hasn't it?

 

Of course.

 

Are there even any other teams tho, really?

 

The producers have gone down in my estimations. Making her cry like that.

Not that my estimations were very high in the first place but..you know

 

i had to google that

*Shakes fist at Sky*

 

and let's not even talk about Joshua.

Or Wesley.

 

Original Alex is really pissing me off. He’s creeping into MRA territory which his ‘I’m nice, why don’t you fancy me’ act.

 

Classic prisoner’s dilemma.

I was surprised* that twitter didn’t pick up on that!

*for certain values of “surprised.”

 

There were early signs. Like the bit where he was bleating on to “the boys” about how he was sick of just being a doctor, he wanted to be known for more important things. Like having once had a threesome*. And lit. the only thing he liked about his last partner but one was the fact that he could take the piss out her Bristol accent. He isn’t looking for an equal / partner, he’s looking for someone he can own and look down on.

*Chinny reckon, btw.

 

I have worked out what this is about. I think.

 

?

 

Tbf, if you need to ask then you don’t want to know.

 

Hashtagwuv

Edit: awwwwwww.

 

I never watched before but had a day off a few weeks ago and watched the first few episodes.

Its just fucking bizarre. But I'm watching it every night now.

Wes lol

 

Omg totally

 

Oh dear. Fans' fury as Love Island's Ellie Jones is unmasked as Tommy Robinson supporter

 

Is it any real surprise? Thick people are thick and as the rest watch on 'ironically' it gets normalised.

 

#illjustleavethatthere

 

i keep seeing the thread title as teamjackdaniels

 

Danny Dyer is going into the Love Island villa

Edit:

#omgggzzzz

 

Fuck me you lot watch some utter shite

 

As noted above, with the introduction of Casa Amore the producers provided an exemplary / experimental reproduction of The Prisoner's Dilemma / game theory through the medium of shagging.

 

Oooooooohhhhhhhhmmmmmmmggggggggzzzzzzz.

Well.

Goodbye, Adam!

 

One of our LI group is at a conference.

 

Adam and Megan are basically the same, right? He collects serially and she collects less serially.

 

I guessed five of the six least popular right!

Only one I got wrong was Josh (thought Alex was due a turn!)

 

((((Cleaning team)))))

 

It's the one person who hasn't been in a real couple his entire time in the villa that's going to have the most success when the sun goes down on LI. If he doesn't fancy going back to a&e, I'd imagine advertisers/brands will be queuing up.